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The saga of sanskars and stuff...

2011-01-27T04:10:00.001-08:00

How i believed the society in which i live and thrive is a society which just talks about the upliftment of women, the right to live, freedom to study , Women the future , and probably women the soul of a family .
Being a girl is still a taboo i knew ,i heard from people but never had an exposure to it.
I grew up in an envioronment where my bro and me were treated as equals , We never had a discrimination about u are a girl and so u ought to do these things. Moreover my ma taught my bro to prepare his food, wash his own clothes,so that he doesnt look upon others to do his work.
The so called air of being a girl was all lost somewhere when reality hit me. I never existed what all i have learned is nothing ,i need to unlearn what all has been taught by my parents.

The so called sanskars aka values of a girl are:
You are and will always remain under a guy.
You can never be worthy than a guy .
You are always a second thought on everyhting in this world
You cannot eat food before a guy.( basic things in life), moreover all the leftovers are for you .All the fresh food and stuff is not for you.You wont die if you eat some stale food
You cannot sleep more than a guy probably even if you go out to work you are not supposed to get tired .
You are a liablity on your family.
You cannot keep your surname after marriage .
In many families there is a rule to change the brides name as a ritual.What about your own identity??
Whatever you do is your duty and much more .( as if we are born slaves)
A girl should always consider her husbands family as his own and leave her parents to destiny
Its our duty to take care of all the members of the family and nobody is there to care for you.You should take care of urself .
Probably if you fall sick you were not given a proper diet and food by your parents .Your upbringing is questioned but if a guy falls sick he might have worked hard, or due to bad weather. or probably the numerous reasons to it.
The best is you need to take permission about going out and whom you are meeting to.
How on earth a girl needs to ask permission to meet her parents , her family .
People have guts to deny parents the right to meet their daughter.
The most hilarious one is if you donot apply vermillion on your forehead your husband would have an illfate or would die soon.
If you apply a vermillion on your head he would live longer what about his drinks , fag and other stuff these would not at all contribute to the health.
The best one if you cook rice without taking a bath it would bring troubles in family, would lead to some monetary losses.
God please give me some break .
This is just what i gathered from various sources...If you have some more sanskars aka values to share you are most welcome :)

You were Missed ..

2011-01-27T04:07:00.000-08:00

Hey i have missed you like anything . Its been 3 long months that i met you.
I sometimes saw you from distance , thought to have some chit chat , to share something with you and to listem something from you.
I missed the little hustle bustle , the concerns, news, love , hatred, emotions, brewing in our world.
I tried once but dnt know why i resisted , why i pulled myself back???
A lot happened , a lot could have happened but i wished i could tell you .
But now as i am back i promise i would never leave you .
My dear Blog.

One month mark !!!

2010-10-13T05:12:00.000-07:00

Hey All,

Celebration time i completed 1 month at the gym yahooo yes indeed its a celebration time.To all those who are thinking am a nerd whos celebrating 1 month ...my goodself is an expert at paying the fee but never ever crossing a week mark in the gym :)

Double dhamaka and i lost weight .am so happy and all enthusiastic to continue more...
And firsttime in my life am feeling bad that festivals are near and am holidaying as no gym for 15 days ..nooooooo how could i afford that..as i am loving the routine ,my new friends, the atmosphere, and last but not the least weight loss ..

I lost 2 kgs in a month and am soo very happy i know thats not that a reason to celebrate but am keeping my fingers crossed for more .

Moral of the story : At times certain losses makes you happy!!!

Wishes till 30 .........

2010-10-13T04:53:00.000-07:00

So here i am to jot down all things to be done or done till 30..........

~~1)House~~
~~2) Car~~
~~3) Good Job~~
~~4) Salary Mark~~
~~5) Marriage~~
6)~~To be with the one i love~~
7)To head profit center
8) visit Thailand , Zurich, London
9)To be able to give people on their face.....trying very hard but i know i wont be able to fulfill this wish :(
10)To be a diplomat
11) To be Happy
12) Diamond neck piece
13)Reduce weight which i have gained in past 2 years..... reduced a little heheehhe happy happy
14)Kid--- still thinking..
lots to be done

Gym and me........

2010-09-06T03:34:00.000-07:00

Hi All,

Long time no see on the blogosphere...i missed the fun and the rants .

But now am back :)

So here i am to rant about my gym schedule violaaaa!!!

I have finally joined the gym .Yes your goodself realised finaly that she is going to blast anyday ,so before that happens -GYM is ur saviour.

So here i was the first day where i was asked whats your goal..i said hiding my guilt to be fit..:(
So my first day included treadmill followed by cycling and then cross trainers with body stretches to finish the day ..Ohh i was so haapy that alas am game.
Went home had some juice and oat meal..I thought i would love it.lets see how many days.
Second Day: Exercises -squats 10 sittings with a repettion
Lunges
calf raise
low cable
dumble press
leg curls
alt leg and hand raise
followed by abs

i was dead that day ..believe me i couldnt walk..
and i was happy that i was exercising and its just 2 days i was sad as another 2months and 28 days more to go.

Did i mentioned just opposite the gym is an awsome momos shop i feel hungry by just the mention of it. And ya u are right i went ate that what blisssss yummmmmmm
and then i was guilty but thgth would work out more.

Day 6 and am not going to the gym : courtsey am allergic to pollens and hence sneezing to glory :(
Day 7 : sunday relax -no gym and only rest.
Day 8 : i am planning to go and the thought of it is becoming stronger as the day pass.
lets hope i make it to the gym today...
Ya i made it to the gym everyone was surprised to see the lazy creature coming to the gym

Ok guys so its the Day 13 , have been regular to the gym ..am impressed with myself...and loving it tooooo
Mondays with maniac aerobic and the cardio
tuesday with yoga and work outs'
wednesday with bollywood rhtym and cardio again :)
am lovin it...
But to tell you no weight reduction till date ok i can just say its few grams.....
Despite of the ban on food as in carbs and i ended up having all carbs and no proteins.....phewwwwwwww as disgonosed by my nutritonist
you should eat 1st class protein and 2 nd class protein umhhhhh milk and paneer and soy and the list goes on....
Did i Mention the weights and the repittion increase imposed on me...
Work outs :
squats 10 sittings with 3 repettion
Lunges with 2 rep.
calf raise 2rep with 5kgs weights
low cable @40 kg i die in the end.....
dumble press graduating to 3 kgs....
leg curls hehe 40 again..
alt leg and hand raise
followed by abs

lets see whats in store would update more as the month goes by.
till then healthy eating :)

-WHY???

2010-07-10T00:18:00.000-07:00

I m alone in the crowd
I am alone in the group
I am alone when we are together

I am alone
why?
Why have the doors closed?
why have i cocooned?
why is it that everyones wrong ??
Why i have left all of them?
Why is it that am lost in my own world?
Why am not a diplomat?
why cant i cope with the fake world?
Why am proved wrong time and again when i tried to shout and yell the truth....
Why Why why????

Tags -My Sins Against Gender Stereotypes

2010-07-08T02:06:00.000-07:00

Shilpa tagged me for ‘My Sins against Gender-Stereotypes’ This tag says, list at least ten things you have ever wanted or done which your gender is not supposed to.

And you must tag some blogging friends or else you will be cursed to wear blue clothes pants if you are a woman and pink shirts if you are a man – for next twelve years!!

So here you go:

1)Am the one who is running around for electricity bills, gas cylinders( no more now thank god have piped gas now), plumbers,medicals, Insurance ..these are a few of them.
2) Ya i did pay for my date as i dint find it cool or chivalric that guy i am dating pay for me :)
3)I love watching the Overdrive and a lil updates on cars accessories and gadgets.:)
4) My cars insurance , license , servicing i have to contact the vendor always for any dents in the car or service issue.
5)Have travelled alone at various places and got back at time which vary between 12 - 2 in the night hehehhe though was a bit scared inside but aall was well...:)
6) Invest in stock market
7)Love playing games PSII
8)Wash my car , arranging all stuff for parties from the vendors to the cook to the return gifts ..
9)Even arranged for a duplicate license , NOC from RTO through some agents and yaa dealing with these guys oh did i say guys sorry goons at RTO is huge huge task....
10)i do drive down to cities which everyone else thinks is not a girl thing to do .

But apart from the so called Manly things mentioned above i love pink, soft toys, chocloates, love stories , daily sops,n number of shoes, nail paints , dressess, jewellary and all girlie things ...:)

And I Tag preposterousgirl , BeforeIsleep, Tangerine

weekend bliss:)Gooooooooooaaaaaa

2010-07-06T06:03:00.000-07:00

Hi All am gonna share the weekend or rather a long weekend which started from thursday and continued till sunday evening ...:)

I went to a trip to goa from office . We were a gang ya a gang of 25 ppl all excited for a relaxed weekend away from the hot pune .
This trip was a bit different from the rest as was a new experience we were all boarding the cabs -Innovas no flights and trains like the last times. ummhh (whether the decision was right or wrong got to know when we returned back...)

Well the journey started off well all singing , joking, pulling legs , freshers rag and increasing our GK :) about them and their whereabout ..It was fun..
The weather was awsome it started raining from belgaum . Amboli is small place with scenic beauty ,it was raining , greenery around, ..Had cutting chai(tea) and bhajiya(snacks made from gram flour).
Was in love with the weather ..only to realise later that i have started hating rains ....
The rains which started from belgam continued for 4 days till we got back to pune ..phewwwwwww

Goa was blooming ,,monsoon, greenry, the sea was roaring ya as there were high tide. The first news which we got on reaching goa was no beaches ...:( sad ..

We somehow said okay lets see what next but Ohotel made up for our gloomy faces as the hotel is good , serene place , clean, and the staff is courteous .
We loved the courstey extended they were always there with a smile for what ever we asked. We asked for a bed to be arranged and a quilt at 4 in the morning as we were all willing to spend the night or rather day playing cards and moving to the beach at 6 in morning .As i said a crazy bunch we are :)

I got lucky as i wanted to see some colonial homes or hotels and we went to dine at one ..It was raining like hell and loved the evening spent with half of the team dead drunk and singing in the best voices...Ya we too had a sining round where ever one had to sing something or whatever comes to his / her mind..which was obviously not in place -overdose of boozing ..
Goa would not be complete if i dont talk about Mambos ..It was fun , it was really grooving music , the best danced til the wee hours of morning hhehe

All in all loved it.

The Life Tag..

2010-06-19T00:20:00.000-07:00

I have been self tagged as in was surfing bloggers and landed on Life
Here you go .... The Life Tag....

~~Graduated high school.~~
~~Kissed someone~~.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
~~Rode every ride at an amusement park.~~
~~Collected something stupid.~~
Gone to a rock concert.
~~Helped someone.~~
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
~~Lied to someone.~~
Snorted cocaine.
Smoked weed.
~~Failed a subject.~~
~~Been in a car accident.~~
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Run a marathon.
~~Cried yourself to sleep.~~
~~Spent over 10,000 bucks in one day.~~
~~Flown on an aeroplane~~.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
~~Been sailing~~.
Cut yourself.
~~Had a best friend.~~
~~Lost someone you loved.~~
~~Got into trouble for something you didn't do.~~
Stolen a book from the library.
~~Gone to a different country.~~
~~Watched the Harry Potter movies.~~
~~Had an online diary.~~
Fired a gun.
~~Gambled in a casino~~.
~~Been in a school play.~~
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
~~Voted for someone on a reality TV show.~~
~~Written poetry.~~
~~Read more than 20 books a year.~~
Gone to Europe.
~~Loved someone you shouldn't have.~~
~~Used a colouring book over age 12.~~
~~Had a surgery.~~
~~Had stitches.~~
~~Taken a Taxi.~~
~~Had more than 5 IM conversations going on at once~~.
~~Been in a fist fight.~~
~~Suffered any form of abuse.~~
Had a pet.
Petted a wild animal.
~~Had your own credit card & bought something with it.~~
~~Dyed your hair.~~
~~Got a tattoo.~~
~~Had something pierced.~~
Got straight As.
Known someone personally with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
~~Lost something expensive.~~
~~Gone to sleep with music on.~~

I have done most of the stuff!lolssss :)
And anyone who reads this is tagged!

Water water- Our Coolest Saviour !!

2010-06-18T21:30:00.000-07:00

Okay here I am to spread some gyan and is a good gyan about Water , the simplest remedy we have next to us.

Drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.

Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

Life in a cubicle..

2010-06-14T04:49:00.001-07:00

This is where i am hooked on ...My cubicle..

Tete a tete.....

2010-05-27T00:55:00.000-07:00

I am no loner
neither am a socialite
am a free spirit whose freedom has lost
a hearty laugh who has forgotten what it is like to laugh.
I am an extrovert ,who is coocooned now,
A bud forgotten to bloom
A smiling face with no happiness inside
A burden within
i am no extremist but want to be one
Am asked the reason to be,
to which i say the love of my life want me to be....

Roads are not meant to drive ON!!!

2010-05-20T21:07:00.000-07:00

This is a quick post i wanted to blurt out.........
Ya i managed to nearly kill 2 sorry 4 people while i was on the way to office.
Nope i saved them.
I dont understand why on earth people have to be so slow while on road specially b/w 9 to 9:30 in the morning when everyone is running for office .
One i had lost all my patience as the traffic was so damn slow second to increase to my woes -all thanks to the Buses for them there is no lane.

I was about to go ahead when two yucky guys came from the other side of the lane and just bumped oh no just was about to make their presence on my bumper...

Thank god i missed them Thank u so much god.
I just relaxed and said Sorry God no overtaking I would also drive slow as slow as i can.
So here just 5 minutes on my way i was the apple no bitter gourd of everyone 's eye.Girls on the road !!!we knew it -what the heck !! i said to one.. to which he replied road is not meant to dream walk.Drive Fast Madam!!

I gave one strong glance to the Ganesh Idol in my car and said see this is what happens when you drive slow...

I said to myself leave it .. have a bad today!! So again i was on my way and happy finally no traffic ,just when i had this pleasant thought o no traffic 2 aliens just rushed past the road.Ya aliens coz they dont know that you are not supposed to cross the road when the green signal is ON.
Yeahhh another one would have managed to meet GOD but i saved ..see gos am really helping you out...

And i was damn frustrated.. Bad day!! Finally reached office Thinking nothing has gone wrong .But to my dismay as i was about to leave my parking my kurti got stuck in th nail and turrrrrrrrrrrrrr.So here i am sitting in the office with a torn kurti .....
Dont know whats there in store for me this day!!!!

HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!

2010-05-04T06:28:00.000-07:00

Last saturday celebrated my bday was very happy ...
Got loads of gifts and 3 cakes yummmmmmmmm chocolate truffel, fruitcake ,and chocolate ..Rum balls, dark passion and many more yummy desserts
It was heaven and adding to my ever increasing waistline..Though On Birth day you should never ever think of the Fat you are putting on.
Thank you god for the wonderful day i had.
My dear hubby despite being unwell and down with fever arranged for the entire party and amazing weekend..
love ya!!

Blank.........

2010-04-29T04:13:00.000-07:00

I am not blank .. some thoughts are bubbling in the so called mind.
Lots to be done and not to be done things...
I am bored to death or to whatever today.......no work in office as interviews going on for new recruits..
everyone is yawning, sleeping, playing, some smoking too..
But all in all a World Sleep day it seems to me as i am too sleepy aka sealing fleepy hehehhehe feeling sleepy.
Am an introvert or an extrovert or a cocooned person...umhhhhhh or i dont know....
These days am not reading books as well..
Dumbstruck,dumb and dumber..hehhehehe

Destiny.....

2010-04-29T04:01:00.000-07:00

31st march 2010,was my mother retirement we were very happy . The entire family was given duties and responsibilities for the arrangements to be made. The Hall was booked , entire home was spic span clean .My brothers had arranged for garlands and return gifts to be distributed. On the eve of 30th March my granny gave mother a silver plate as a token for her retirement.She wanted to welcome her back home inthe same way as she welcomed her the day of her marriage.
My brother got a new camera clicked the snaps of mother granny and dad to check the camera for the D day celebrations...
My granny was too excited for the event happening ,she called everyone to be present at that time,even me but i refused as i had my year end closing .Damn it.

The next morning all the payments had to be made ,it was early in the morning say at 7 everyone woke up and was again busy with all the little last minute things to be done.
My dad and brother didnot wake my granny as she was too tired last night working and helping everyone.

At 8 when my dad went to Granny 's room to wake her , he was stoned .My granny was no more .She died in Her sleep with a heart failure which was detected by doctor later.
We couldn't believe our ears that she was not there.The one who was a few hours before delegating responsibility and was actively helping with a smile is no more with us.

My dad was shocked he was trembling by mere thought of it...Everything was arranged for my mothers retirement and Dadi bid adieu to all of us on the same day.

Every person whom she invited for the retirement function was now reconfirming the news that they might have got some wrong information.

People poured in when they got to know.The only reaction was yesterday we met her , or she called up, she invited us...
My mother was deeply hurt as the gift which dadi was supposed to give on the D day she gave it a day before ..has she anticipated the unforseen truth ?

Nonethless it was destined to be..

Its been a month now and my eyes fill up with tears ...

Love you Amma..

Happy Earth Day!!!

2010-04-21T21:49:00.000-07:00

Hi All,
Wishing you a very Happy Earth Day!!!
Please enjoy this day by whatever little you can do...and continue the same from today....wish me luck...

I would switch off the lights when we can work without it. .
I would switch my car engine at signals,
No plastic usage or less to an extent which i can avoid.
And last but not the least one small garden in my balcony...

Stay green and enjoy Green...

Reliving some best days of my life....

2010-03-30T00:06:00.000-07:00

School days ,i miss my schooldays i think everyone would agree to the fact.Its our golden period of life...I did my schooling from preprep to XII in all girls school .Let me tell u its one hell of an experience in Girls convent.I feel nostalgic when i look back to my school days.
The life was all about fun, books, learning,playing, friends,and last but not the least exams..
i still remember the nursery classes i got selected inSophia and they asked me colour of the lolipop which they gave me and i proudly said :green .
That was the day of my being associated with my best phase of life.
I really loved playing basket ball so the games period was the one i looked forwardn to.
I was a little on the naughtier side..one day we had an unexpected checking of the uniform which was a norm in Sophia as soon as my turn came i just picked my friends hair band and tied on my hair..she was speachless as was [punished . i later said sorry to her .
Cleaning shoes from the back of the socks was the ritual, folding socks till the ankel was a part of the style code ,skirt length an inch or two above the knee else you are the model on the stage the next day in the assembly wearing a ghaghra(long skirt) hehehheh
Eating lunch in the 3rd period specially in the maths class was the new rule in the class vii .
One day in the assembly changed the cassette of the prayers which used to be a routine..bechara assembly boy was punished as to how could they play a hindi film song in a school.
I even pinned hankies on the skirts of my classmates and they were the joke of the day no i was not to be blamed as i was a decent kind loved by alls .
The teachers day, Sophians Day,fete,annual day,sports day were the most loved days...

I was the one who always used to love the result day not because i was an intellectual not at all i and maths were poles apart but because the results were out on the 1st of MAY - My birth Day and could escape from the scoldings.
getting up at 6 in the morning reaching school by 7 was a herculean task but never got a remark or a scolding from my teachers on studies at the least...

I even mastered the art of changing my marks once and got a nice kick on my butt from my mom as she is herself a teacher. That was the last thing i ever dared...ok 1 last thing i even played firecrackers in the class ...

The last day of my school ,shared some snaps with friends,exchang
ed address ,phone numbers , its been 12 years ..Thanks facebook and orkut for reuniting us ones more to the golden days...

CONVEYENCE REGRETTED!!

2010-03-25T06:32:00.000-07:00

oflate have been staying in office for long ,as there is a conveyence problem ..no gaddi with me. Its been a year or so in Feb,March there is a strict checking of outside vehicles and traffic police walas hunt you down for NOC's which is impossible to get .
I dont have a Maharashtra registration and hence am caught easily.
So my routine these day is to get hitched on a bike in the morning or catch a rick..If lucky .Pocket is soon going to be empty heheh.
Well anyhow manage to reach office and then start again for the routine calls .
These rick guys are sometimes so rude. They charge you anything showing fake rate card...

I became a victim to the same and i was told that Samna newspaper (marathi paper)has published these rates and hence our applicable to all staying in maharashtra .So had no option left but to pay 70 rs just for 5 kms..well it was not the end.

Another day had to catch a rick to kalayni nagar which might be close to 3 kms from the office and had to come back so told the rick guy that he can charge waiting and was off for my calls.
when i came back to the office i handed over the amount + the waiting charges but i was asked close to Rs100.
Thank god my colleague was with me who spoke in marathi and setteled the issue. He told him to come along and check with the Traffic Police anyways he went away groaning ...

Today it was horrible i had to go in a six seater as none of the Rick was ready to go to my place at 7 in the evening or pay half return.So decide to hook on to this ride...
It was awfully terrible is the right word.(hope u can guess my plight). This was the first time i had ever boarded a six seater..Ohhh god i was dying to get free from that mess.
All the junta was dropping over one another.So the smell of Oil, perfume,sweat, and many more Odours were free flowing.. I couldnt even say there was a seat below me rather a wooden board .My dress got torn by the nails coming out of the wooden board when i tried geeting up for my stop.
We were all dumped up like the fevicol advertisement the truck one.

Finally got to reach home. Yucks..
Not over yet i had to board a rick for some 2kms distance as was not able to walk in the schorching sun with a laptop bag a hand bag a folder and was wearing heels heheheh so i asked the rick wala what charges -nope came the answer no meter in local place have to pay 30 rs.or else none of the rick would go.
I said i wld better walk thankfuilly got a rick just 50meters ahead and dropped me to the place.

Just feel sometimes to give them a peace of mind but nothing can be done.

So eagerly waiting for April when I can drive down peacefully.

Do share if any one of you too landed in such a mess.:(

My saga of Fasting !!!!

2010-03-24T00:15:00.000-07:00

Hey all last few days have been fasting and ceremonies as 16th march began the navratri....
We welcome goddess durga for a 9day visit to Her home.So these 9 days some people fast and some just say hi god am also there welcome to our home. ...(my husband is one of them).

So here i was the one who was fasting...
Day 1 passed with all the rituals .I was on a fruit diet was happy to reduce my increasing waistline..Atleast would reduce a bit...
Day 2: i was okay kinds that ya i can survive without food and can live on fruits and sago..heheh
Day 3 ,4,5,6,7 i was cursing myself that what a selfish person i am .I was dying to eat all the good food which was cooked daily ..from chole bhature, paneer jalfrezi,gol gappe,mutter kachori,dosa yum and last but not the least the cakes - birthday of a family friend...
At times i would just count thank god only 3 days remaining ..or 4days to go...
It was my mom's Bday that day was bliss guess -I got to eat 1 full rasogulla yum(u can eat raqsogullas in fast so my fast is till ON)

PS: the fast was not forced on me ..It was my goodself who thought it be easy to work from 9 to 6 and also fast..that was a bad decision

Day 8 :Scene changed and i was a prey to my regular achoooooooing -sneezing allergy
and here i was praying god please its the last day i dnt want to break my fast plsssssssssss.So my Mom Inlaw finally agreed and made some sago for me to eat...
i was fine in the evening then we sat for a 2hr long puja finally the day ended at 12 in the night .

Day 9: Got up at 2:30 am saw the watch still time went for sleep , got up again 5:28am shit have to make all the bhog for the godess as its the last day for the durga pujan-Ram navmi Navratri...
Let me tell you the water is tooooooo cold in the morning at 5:30 and when u dnt even have time to switch on the geaser hehehe.
The bhog -prasad was ready by 6:30 amband then went to temple to offer my prayers say by 7.The task was not over yet..have to feed 9 girls small kids .So went searching for them in the morning at 7ish..thank god found some .
Came back home and yes my fast was finally over...

Hogged on puri .suji ka halwa , aloo gobhi and mutter paneer.hehhehehe
the hogging still continues with chocolate fantasy and CAD B..

Moral of the story is : During Fasting you gain weight .

Happy B'Day to you!!!

2010-03-20T09:44:00.000-07:00

Hey All,
Today is the most important day in my life.
It my Moms B day today..20th March

Happy bday Mummy!!!
May god bless you and give you all the happiness in the world..
Thank you God for blessing me with my dearest , and bestest mother!!!

I am short of words for what you are and what all you have done for me ...
I am indebted ..
Loads of love...

Intro--s(p)ection

2010-03-13T00:26:00.000-08:00

At times i feel like sitting quietly , just listening to all, dont want to Talk and just listen....
Its amazing to be in ur own world at times.
Just sit down and ponder over things going around...
I know people mite think i have gone bonkers ---me mad but its good to talk to none but ur innerself..
Its different when you observe things which you generally might overlook.
At times my friends get irritated and feel what the heck she is upto???
Whats wrong with her ??Attitude haan....

Nope dear friends its just an introspection time...
a little time i like to devote to myself and think whats going on....

Aftermaths: Koregaon park bomb blast updates

2010-02-24T23:17:00.000-08:00

Hi All,
am not going to rant about the KP blast,koregaon park blast..."german bakery...but rather the aftermaths...
to give you a background where this post is coming from ....my goodself work at the building bang opp. german bakery and hence the hot spot splace these days...

after 2 days from the blast we could see all the channels lined up ya i meant all of them and our DD channel wala were the last in line...
result " traffic jam " ...

aLL THE MAMA LOG OUR DEAR police man were called off from the holidays back on duty and our now on every possible place on the stretch of 2 kms we can see them sleeping , talking, keeping a stern eye on you if they suspect you and even check some of your possesions.....

Their plight can be seen ..someone taking a shade near the tree and yawning ..."why the hell am i suppose to stand here"

This was not enough ..now they have placed barracades to stop every car and 2 wheelers plying on the road which is not MH 01to 43..as in outside state..

The traffic police is minting money for the aforesaid reason...

i was one of the accussed i drive a swift plated RJ (rajasthan) so was on their mercy as to leave with a fine or take away the license.

In the meanwhile a fellow police men came and asked give 300 and leave fast ...Can u believe that.........

Well i got away with and now am on the mercy of Rickshawwala's poor me ..cant afford to pay 300 at every other lane and signal.....

Pune is reallyyyy hot in the afternoons so it is imperative for those riding a bike 2 cover their faces and wear gloves and all sort of things....

You guessed it right now they are not allowed to do the same : Reason -You could be the next terrorist in the making"...

Worst of all : Our chai tapris are all gone ...where we use to kill time,all hot topic were discussed here only sipping tea in the morning ,afternoons or the very busy 5 "0"clocks....

Jane kahan gaye woh din 13th 26 th ki yaad mein...tapri ko na bhool payenge...

All said and done "Security is really tight in Koregaon park " great work our dear Mamu's

PS: I really condemn the blast done by terrorist who took innocent lives and made a lovely place a deserted mess.

Valentines Day!!!

2010-02-12T20:19:00.001-08:00

Happy valentines Day !!!

baba...

2010-02-12T03:33:00.000-08:00

This post is dedicated to my grand father... Baba

As i write this post comes alive all the memories of our childhood. he used to get up early in the morning say by 4:30 go for a half an hour walk come back offer prayers to the almighty.
Me and my bro use to wait for the puja to get over as then we could relish on jalebi's.
It was a routine for our summer holidays.
He was a simple man with high values and respect for everyone. He used to maintain a diary where every small and big thing would be mentioned like everyones Birth dates and he used to genuinely wish them..
Monthly budgets and recitings of God..and lottttttttof thingss..

I remember he used to make swings for me and my bro when we were kids..He got sweets and candies for us those used to be treat for us when there was a ban imposed by our parents.

He was the one to shelter us from the scoldings and beatings of our parents.
Such a simple man but a very punctual person ,timely work "Early to bed and early to rise " he used to tell us always.Stories of ramayana and short stories were the evening snackers for us.. He taught us to be brave and that there are no ghost hehehheeh

Once my grandpa asked to show off his grandsons intellect in front of his friend ..shanu whatis 5* 5= ...to which my lil bro replied 35 hehehehhe i could not stop laughing and he (grandpa )meekly replied no 25.He used to help me with maths in my prmary sections and also helped me put covers on my notebooks every year.

Baba used to call my bro "Nitil Paul"actually "Nitin sharma " studying in ST.Pauls

He really used to like my bro- rather he was the apple of his eye.We visited our Nana 's place on sundays or Saturday evenings he used to come the other day saying "Yaad aa rahi thi baccho ki" heheh

As the time faded he started having memory loss but he never asked my parents for any help as little us filling his own water in the canter, washing his clothes by himself....

Because of the fear of my Dad's scolding (Memory loss was on its peak at that time)he used to slip away slowly and get bhajiya of onion and garlic from the market and then eatthem..My dad's biggest fear was if he forgets our back home ..or if someone just hit and run on road...but this mighty simple man was always there with a grin on his face.

We both really love and remember you
May his soul rest in peace..

Some sweet memories of my brothers and sister for Baba:
Nitin: this was the best one yaar ..really touching and nostalgic tooo... as i started reading this i went back to the days when baba used to protect me from mummy ki maar and from chintu annu on holi...yaar aaj baba ki bahut yaad aayee itnay dino baad ..this is the best of all the post s that you have written ......
U knw baba use to bring chitpati for me and use to give me one packet daily ...during diwali and i use to ckarck them one by one i cant forget that yaar .........
he used to bring biscuits for me and jalbeeee how can i forget all that ... and when we went to nanaji place he visited every sunday to meet us ...n u remeber 1k baar baba rasta bhul gayee the .....................................lekin baad main bahut koshish kay baad mil gaya tha ...

we still love you baba a lot n miss u a lot
.

Sweety: very true , i also remember when we used to visit ur place baba called my mom as neeru mosi and used to enquire whether she had come or not ???After doing his prayers we used to wait for the white sweet parshad he used to give .
During summers when we all stayed at naniji place baba always brought hot hot jalabi's n used cycle as the means to commute.
he always called nitin as Gajju.
Gajju u remember ur name or not :-)

he always showed something good which he had written -to mummy related to ayurvedic medicine (shayad as far i remember)
he liked people sitting and chatting with him .n u r mom used to cook bottle gourd (aka lauki)ki sabji for him.
he heeeeeeeee

he was very simple gentleman i had ever meet

we all love him .

Abhimanu: The 1st thing i remember of baba was his smile ..and the way he greeted us when ever we came to ur home...i still remember the gun the talwar and the gandasa tht we use to play for which fufaji wont allow us .... the jalebi and imarti taste is still alive on my tongue which he use to bring for us when ever he came to visit us . I love the ghost stories he use to tell us tht ghost use to walk with him and we all circled him curiously heheh ...................

a lovable systematic person i stll remember bua use to ask shanu tht check with baba ki swar aa gaya kya so tht baba can have his food.
May your soul rest in peace ..

are yaar you took us back to home town ...not in a mood to stay here any more ..........I WANT TO GO BACK HOME ...

Kittu: Simple ,innocent,caring man with confidence and his own values in life .
I have very few memories of baba bcoz i was very small at that time, but can not forget the mishri he used to give whenever entered his room and every time nitin got the big piece of mishri.
till now , some time when i m alone , i think abt story of baba and his ghost friend and every time when we met him ,i m still excited to know more abt his experience abt his friendship with ghost...
n how baba used to stay in the afternoon on the roof just for shanu -so that he could keep the kites ready with the thread tied for him to fly

bassssssssss yaar ab to mujhe ghar ki and mishri ki yaad ane lagi :-( :-( :-( :-(

**** We all Miss you Baba ********

LOVE u loads baba from all ur grand children...

55 word fiction...

2010-02-04T23:14:00.000-08:00

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of
fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.

The Valentine Gift....

They were not happy as the things were preceeding.
Everyday went as a routine in their life .
It was a sweet-less dessert.
She was excited for the valentines day!!
she saved a little penny every time to gift her soul mate
she had never imagined....
that her valentines gift was the divorce paper.

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Eagerly waiting for visa!!!!!

2010-01-24T02:30:00.000-08:00

hello everyone who is eagerly waiting for visa....

Your wait ends here...

courtsey : email forward

tears and stuff......

2010-01-12T01:22:00.000-08:00

Tears fill up my eyes
Just ready to roll down
I tried too hard
Not to let them reveal
What I tried to conceal……

Was it my fault
That I was destined to this assault
Good for such a fool like me…
I conveyed to my heart

fortune....

2010-01-12T00:49:00.000-08:00

my fortune for today :

Good humour makes all things tolerable

2 states:..The story of my marriage

2010-01-06T23:56:00.000-08:00

Boy loves Girl. Girl loves Boy.
Girl's family has to love boy. Boy's family has to love girl.
Girl's Family has to love Boy's Family. Boy's family has to love girl's family.
Girl and Boy still love each other. They get married.

and thats the biggest problem in the world over Girl's Family has to love Boy's Family. Boy's family has to love girl's family.

North indian v/s south indian as in karela woh bhi neem chadha ..heheh punjabis the most show off community the world over with the southies.. the simplest ..no matter how well to do -22/7r2h(pie rsquare h)is the best dress they ever wear...

loved the way the entire story progressed ..at times could relate to many event in my life too (east v/s west).

v/s

A hard core brahmin married to a bong ( fish is the world ) .Brahmin where there is no onion or garlic allowed in the house v/s chicken ,mutton and fish would be like the entire family is going down the drain...

It is really a hell lot of trouble making happy the new parents..no matter how hard you try there is always a point which is left to be criticised..
But it really feels so good when you hear your praise from them..

Well its a light and entertaining read ...must read for those who have tied the nuptial knot and are from 2 diff states ,religion

But all said and done a little try and extra love can solve all the problems hhhehe

Amazing ups and down the book takes you to....
This book is really loved by this generation i guess as most are married from diff states..

Back to life!!!!

2010-01-06T22:52:00.001-08:00

Hey everyone i have been into oblivion from past 2 months was tied up in a lot of activities .
December being the celebration month.
Birthdays,christmas, new year parties and last but not the least My office targets as in Q3 targets .

Loved the month as it was progressing ,even planned to take a break for few days christmas holidays but all thanks to my asthama was bedridden for 3- 4days.
Now it has become an integral part of my life hahahah.

Christmas was real fun ,saw 3 idiots amazing movie 10/10 ...
Loved the All izz well funda..
the way guys mixed the exam papers
the elecrtic shock,
the induction,
the paneer 12/kg
the sahastrabuddhe part
specially khakhra ,phaphda, and stuff
not to forget the Speech

we were so happy as it was a house full still managed to get a ticket first day first show ..Voila!!!

Had a gala lunch at hakka duration 2.5 hrs lolssssssss amazing enjoyed a lot from honey potato chilly, to gobhi manchurion to spring rolls,garlic noodles, plum cake, ice creams, fruit salad and i am missing on custard,gulab jamun , strawberry shake ,and more things which i dont remember now.

then came new year week ,really enjoyed decorating my space at the office with ballons and stuff..

i really have that feel good factor as the new year approaches... like a little kid who is happy to enter a new class every year..whats new is in store and what good oppurtunities awaits.

Had a party at the office a small get together kinds .with some 10 minutes quiz on general topics,then a game where we need to throw the egg wrapped in a newspaper on the wall and it shldnt break...

Amazing all frustration of the year came out on the wall hehehhahhaha.

Then rushed home for the next party all roads blocked thought would not be able to reach home on time ..Finally made it home on time ..

Went to radisson and had a great experience Dj played till 2 loved the entire evening as it progressed ..

Tasted Wine for the first time yuckssss i know one of a kind that i am dnt liked it.
ordered orange juice ...rum followed .excused vodka...

Got up at 11the other day the entire day went wishing everyone a blessed and a stress free new year hahahhahaha.

guest came in the evening and hence the new year was a party affair...

Now am sitting and cribbing .was upset for last two days over the target issue but now the feeling has sunked in that i wnt be achieving this Qtr.

well better luck for the next qtr till then cheers !!!!

2010!!!!

2010-01-05T08:52:00.002-08:00

happy new year to all of you!!!!!!!

Meetings...

2009-11-19T08:43:00.000-08:00

Hi All,
Its been a not so good day after a long time....Have been meeting clients but

nothing good is happening .Well thats how it is sometimes...And top of that we have

a review wih our seniors who are ready to have a piece of your mind...

Sometimes i think actually what meetings are :

Meetings = Get Together not a social but an official one.

Group of people sit together discuss about everything in the world except the main problem at hand.

Even though the problem is discussed then we have points to be done .The key notes which are just to be written and forgotten later.

Meetings = Messaging with each other( meri awaz suno started) + yawning + surfing net + the most imprtant nodding your head .

Sometimes meetings are also a place where you can check out whats new in market (your office)as in whose wearing what ,watches,mobiles, accessories for girls,

The most important aspect of meetings is the moment you ask a suggestion or some query the subordinates or the juniors would look left and right and never at you.

Its the best time where your boss enjoys being him and if you dare to argue (remember boss is ike a pig whom u r fighting with in the mud...)he is the one who enjoys the most...

Sometimes the meetings are too long and that too after lunch breaks so there are chances half the janta is just sleeping with eye wide open..

The last but not the least meetings have to start at the time your office closes for the day it may be 6 or 6:30 or 7 ..and that day ya that very day either you have some one waiting for you , some family member is expected at your place or even worst you have a movie to go for.

Why the hell in this world do we have meetings ???????????????

PS:Tic tc toe is best TP in meetings:)

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Embarassing ?? me or him

2009-11-17T23:26:00.000-08:00

Hi all ,here am again with an embarrasing or a funny or a chopsy or a hilarious situation...
My goodself got a new hair cut this sunday as was bored with the same stylefor past 1 year.
So i got them chopped (never knew i wld be chopped later)

My new look was appreciated by most i would say and so was happy and flaunting.The next day whn i went to the office my colleague (remember our RK..)came and said what ??
I thought might be this was his way of expressing.I was in the midstof the thoughts of Oh my new look kinds.

i heard a beep sound and saw a message staring at me from my colleague.. i clicked view and i read" what happend to her it looks like she is wearing a wig and hiding the ponytail.Pls delete the msg after reading"

I was aghast and was blankly looking at his face. He was sitting quietly checking his mails for the day.Understood the entire scene the message was for other colleague of mine and bymistake he messaged me .

I could nt stop laughing but then thought it would not look good as i am the joke so in a cheerfull tone said "RK u have messaged a wrong person y dnt u msg the other person".He was dumbstuck for a moment ,the water which he was drinking just came out and coughed badly ... I said take a chill pill and its OK. You can now msg it to the other person...To cover up his mistake he said ooohh it was for you only..(as if i am a kid) I said ya i understand..
The entire day my dear colleague was not seen in vicinity and kept hiding lolssss.

PS:RK
you can also enjoy
heights Now
Why does this happen with me always?

Something Strange Am I an Orthodox or toooooo Optimistic???

2009-11-12T03:12:00.000-08:00

Something Strange happened with me ... Till now all of you would be aware that my
life can never go straight..Something or the other has to happen in my life...

Today when I came out of a client call and was tying my seat belt ...was in the midst of my thoughts as to how would i do my targets . A small boy came and tapped at the car window i told him to shoo away...
He said please give me some money for Shirdi Ka atta (flour for shirdi ke sai baba) i thought ok and gave him some money .
To my surprise he gave me a silver coin (looked like) with Ganeshji (Lord Ganesh)and lakshmiji (Goddess lakshmi )embedded on it and said may god bless you and all your troubles may fade...

Actually it was a mixed feeling as in somebody gave you a coin that too people who generally ask for money and was happy as he said may all your troubles fade away ..hahahah was smiling all through my drive..

Dont know what is in store.. Touch Wood

Hakuna matata!!!

2009-11-12T00:04:00.000-08:00

Hakuna matata !what a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata !!! Aint no passing craze

Loved the philosphy - no worries for the rest of days ...These days i have been thinking ya my goodself also think sometime life is too short to fight ,hate , cry , crib but we cant avoid them AGREED. Why dont we just try and ignore them -Disappear disappear Disappear.

Why dont we enjoy every moment of it. Lets celebrate the smallest of things ..like a new coffee mug or a cricket/soccer match ...or a new client or a new deal .. or just a new day...
ya i celebrated the 4 th Bday of my swift this nov ...had pastry and kulfi yummmmmmmm

I know you would say how crazy even celebrated shahrukhs Bday..hhha a a big fan (though i dnt do that but thought of doing small things which would spread some happiness around)

if I am sad on a bad day ,I go and have some chocolate pastry or a big cuppa of hot chocolate ...believe me I feel better or go and watch cartoons orsimply the BEST SHOPPING yipeeeeee

I was quite upset with the routine office from morning to evening go back home ,eat food ,watch TV and sleep so boring ,have started going on long walks ..it gives me time to think , analyse and plan for what more i have to do...
I want to learn swimming
Join flames salsa classes
have to start - painting after along span of time...It gives me a feeling of satisfaction and happiness within...

See a lot to do and so little time...
So Hakuna matata!!!!

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Helpers a pain in disguise....?????

2009-11-11T23:09:00.000-08:00

Maids, or helpers are an integral part of every household these days..everyone would agree to the FACT.. :)
You can live without food but not maids. After sometime they becoming a part of your family.
I have 2 maids who make life easier to live.Every now and then we get to hear about theft or murder on TV. I used to think maids in pune were far better than anywhere else . But recently burnt my hands too. I could have never known that small things in my house were being stolen when one day, the bottle of RUM i kept outside went missing. One of my friends favors RUM and only RUM and that was the reason I remembered it being left in the bottle and kept outside.
So here my friends were waiting for their peg and i went searching like MAD .I was shocked to see an empty bottle just below the sink ..who would have done that ??as I never booze and so there was noone else left ... Somehow he managed with VAT that Day!!!

The next day I enquired my maid have you seen the bottle of RUM kept here to my surprise "yes "came the answer.It fell down and i had to clean the entire cabinet said the maid. I was soooooo furious when i heard the white lie ,how come i never noticed the smell or the sound of bottle dropping.

I just kept my calm and then left from the kitchen and continued with my daily work.
When I came over to pray in our small temple i saw money mising from the minidrawer . I have routine to keep some money beneath Ganesh ji.. .I enquired the other maid whether X drinks she said in a low tone dont take my name .ya she does every now and then..
I immediately told the maid to leave ,on listening to that she raised her voice and said how could you do this ,what proof do you have ...

I felt so bad to hear first you steal and then you shout on top of that. Listening her hue and cry my neighbours came and helped me in taking the truth out .
I never treated her as a maid as she was old and helped her everynow and then with food and clothing .it really pains to see such behaviour .

I dnt even know how much i would have lost till now but now i have learnt to be safe than be sorry.

We stop the world!!!

2009-11-09T02:55:00.000-08:00

This is really true guys !!! They really really stop the world..Thousands of people hooked on to just cross this and conquer the last...

Your GFs, Bfs, husband, wife, mother ,father all think you have gone bonkers or would go mad........ but the truth is all that does'nt matters .

You feel so excited once you are through one level to the next ...

Yup am talking about Klueless (online puzzel )which I eagerly await after diwali. Its a total addiction.

Sleepless nights, exhaustion , brain storming,frustrations ,the chase, the enthusiasm ,the knowledge downpour.. Its one hell of an experience...

Hats of to the creators and the entire team of klueless.. You guys rock...

If anyone of you want a hang of the adrenalin rush just log into
http://ahvan.in/ahvan/klueless5/

Jaago re!!!!!!

2009-11-03T01:34:00.000-08:00

This incident happened when I was on my way to gandidham (kandla) from pune. I was travelling by train which was the only means available on the dates i had to go. So here I was sitting alone and listening to the chit chat of all around.

The train was some 1 and a haf hr away from gandidham the TC came and enquired about my ticket i said its already checked ,he simply gestured me to show the same again .I felt quite wiered but TC is a TC they can check the tickets any time ..But the tickets of other people in my compartment were not checked ..
I was a bit confused as to why me ???

After some half an hour later 2-3 men in their 40-50 started shouting and yelling get him down...how can he ???? He is not wearing the uniform also...I couldnt get the hang of the discussion.

When 3 of them came and sat on the seat opposite and discussed .The TC was drunk and that too in the day time (as most of them are drunk in the night which is true).Neiher was he wearing his uniform on top was demanding extra money ,and misbehaving. There was an elderly man whom he misbehaved and abused .3 of them one civil engg and 2 business man came together and made a written complaint against the TC .When asked for the next station number as they wanted the Tc to be medically examined and suspended for his act the counterpart (other Tc's ) refused and said they do not have any number of the stations to come. On this the trio who I think had the courage to speak up got other people along and demanded to be written on the compliant form and signed that the Tcs are not aware of the numbers of other stations on the route.

The trio made it a point to stop the train on the next station and got the Tc medicaly examined...

i dnt know whether the Tc was suspended or not but am happy for the fact that still people have the courage to come up and stand for what is not right??

how many of us would have really came forward if they would have faced such situation ??
cant Say i would have done that or not or had i been a coward to sit up quietly and see what unfolds.

All play no work....

2009-11-01T05:04:00.000-08:00

Hi
am finally back....... :)
had real fun this entire october...

Goa

Diwali

Sisters marriage

now back to work...This month looked like all play and no work..wow.

Goa was fun sun and tan.Loved it though the first two days were boring but still enjoyed a lot at the beach...

Then came diwali
diwali was amazing enjoyed a lot..lots of crackers and shopping and not the least sweets and sweets......

went for sisters marriage had nonstop fun for 3 days .none of us slept more than 2 -4 hrs max. Went mad at the engagement party we all jammed the dance floor till 3 in the morning .it was hell lotta fun from old to new to rock to folk to pop .The wedding day sent jitters as everything had to be managed well and by the grace of god all went well .My sister looked like a doll .may god fill her wedded life with love ,luck nd happiness.

All family members gathered under one roof ,all paternal at one side and maternals at the other and then leg pulling of the new member..
Indian weddings are really a long affair which rejuvinates everyone and brings all the family members close together...

Now the fun is all over back to work...

Am back....

2009-10-05T03:42:00.000-07:00

Hello

Its been along time I have scribbled anything ,I was caught up in lots of activities and lot did happen with me.

This was my first durga puja ,so had a lot of fun ,enjoyed a lot.
Believe me hats off to all Bengalis how they manage 4days continuous fun morning and evening that tooo late evenings.

Well truly enjoyed the festival dusshera or bijoya or Vijaya dashmi ..We did visarjan of Durga maa and prayed for everyone’s wellbeing.

This was the first time when I was dancing on roads can you believe that like taporis during the durga visarjan ..Oh it was hell lot a fun.I used to see people dancing and rejoicing on the visarjan day.
Had a lot of sweets, Ice creams, pastries,brownies ...and added kilos to my

increasing waistline hehehahahha

Then was stuck in welcoming family members for a 3day get-together…
And all thanks to the stress which I took these days got an asthma attack and hence spent 3 days sneezing , running nose ,watery eyes, sore throat (aftereffects of the dozen Ice cream I had).
And now I am back to blogging still sneezing and achooing .
Well still more to be done

a)Goa trip
b)diwali cleaning
c)diwali shopping
d)sisters marriage

last but not the least lodes of weight lolssssssss

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Thanksgiving.........

2009-09-21T01:31:00.000-07:00

Oh god how i wished to get a stylish blogger award..when i was looking at the awards list.
And here i have it ..could not believe it .Something good is happening every now and then
A)Blog rank jumped from 52 to 68
B)Shilpa gave me I love your Blog award
C)Nishita ..love you dear for bestowing the Stylish blogger Award.
D)My targets are already done for the Quarter ..heheheh

I am keeping my fingers crossed...
Thanks everyone and Thank you so much god for all the good things happening in my life...
And Now the best part please gimme sometime to nominate my stylish bloggers.

Cloud NINE ---My first award

2009-09-17T03:44:00.000-07:00

Hey I am so so Happy ..and short of words..was in office when i checked my gmail account and here was a mail from shilpa "Surprise for you " I was reaaaaaaaaaalllly wala curious as to wht ??/And when I checked your blog Yes you are right ...was on Cloud Nine .Couldnt help smiling and clapping for myself in office (by now you guys have known me ).To tell you the truth was waiting for my first award Thanks shilpa
from all my heart....

And now i would like to pass this beautifull message and accolade to :
1.Psychbabbler
2.preposterous girl
3.Nu
4.Shankar
5.Devilsworkshop
6.Mukund
7.BeforeIsleep

Rules which are not meant to be broken
Add the logo of the award to your blog
Add thelink to the person who awarded you
Nominate atleast 7 other blogs.
Add links to those blogs on your blogs
Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs.

Congratulations !!!!!!! to all .

Pen with no refill..

2009-09-08T03:20:00.000-07:00

Today when i was a bit tired after my meetings thought of having some melon shake . A small juice corner at the solaris club makes good shakes so barged in . The musk melon shake was amazing then I went for my meetings as usual .Suddenly while calling a client i saw that my stylus was not there ..Oh god i was so so dying to find my stylus because my new cell Samsung star was a present from Bengs and I lost the stylus.
I was cursing my self that I cant keep things carefully,and was praying to god please please help me get my stylus 1 ladoo pakka for you..I searched all the places where I went for the meetings

I was so so unhappy and tensed as to I am not worthy of any gifts..Why did this happen with me only (Ok did I mention that I am a big big absent minded person ..u should check out some posts of mine ).
Finally I gave up and thought last try at the juice corner ..i asked to the son of the owner
Have you seen my Stylus ..ilost somewhere..

He said oh its yours here it is I thought it is a pen with no refill and gave it to me.
I thanked him and said you have really returned a precious thing of mine.You made my Day .

I tried giving him 50 bucks but he refused and said No didi its yours ..
and why should I accept money from you .Its Ok and please come to our juice corner whenever you pass by.

I thanked him a lot and now would make sure that I do visit that place once a while.

I thought there are still some good people left on this earth ,who rank values higher than money.

God please help him when he is in need ..

55 word fiction.

2009-09-02T02:49:00.000-07:00

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.

The not so obvious truth...

Papa see the train is moving ,the trees are moving behind and so are the clouds, oh its raining now, to this the embarrassed couple sitting in the opposite seat asked why don’t you show this 25 year old man to a good doctor.
The old man replied my son got his eyes today only.

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Weekend Bliss.....

2009-08-31T01:27:00.000-07:00

Weekend Bliss....

This weekend had a lot to catch up.
Got up at 11 on saturday ..in the meanwhile maids were doing there daily work..and thanks to bangs for not waking me up.
Had a nice brunch and was off to shopping for my first durga pujo ..
while shopping thought for some casuals shopping for the Goa trip..but then thought first things first..
goa later..
Loved the day as it was going,while returning back back home it started drizlling,thought of having bhajiye and tea at some tapri would be fun...
But to my dismay could nt find one..so dropped the idea.
Watched YMI (yeh mera india) a good and a touching movie..which speaks about what small things we can do to make our country a better place to live in.
It was really sad to see the rift between people from UP ,bihar with maharashtrians. A person from bihar who wants work ends up working for goons not knowingly and in the end saves the life of a maharashtrian who illtreated him for being a bihari.
The moral was good :Religion never teach you to kill each other or differentiate but the people who twist the religion to their benefits.

Then had some bhelpuri ..yummm it was and then the dear couch potato that i am got ready for the next movie "Love aajkal".

what crap deepika has been really liked saif the sardarji ..loved rishi kapoor.ummhhh and we the mango people hehehhe

ok time pass,dozzed off at 2 in the night playing flash.hehehe i was winning ,i won..but lost in the end :(

It was sunday went to watch kaminey ohhhhhhh god what headache the movie is..
came back and sunday was gone....

Monday morning was yawning ...

eagerly waiting for Sunday...

55 Fiction : First valentine...

2009-08-28T02:31:00.000-07:00

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.

First valentine.....

He called her to the valentine night .She was on cloud nine , she dreamt of this moment .
She was happy and blushing all the through the day. At the last moment got some work , but still managed somehow to be free. She called him just to listen .. dear so sorry that was just a joke….

Achooo...

2009-08-28T01:45:00.000-07:00

Last night we had a party and all thanks to the Fag and the smoke i got this sneezing allergy...
God pls help me.

I had 1 rechofast ,still am achoooing every other second.Was told it is a good medicine ...

Went to a clients place ,ya this way only achooo achooo achooo the client got so

scared as if I am the swine flu who would just get into his respiratory system.

Well my goodself was told to come down for the meeting next time when I was all well.

so came back to office ,had amazing garam garma dal khichdi..It was so hot that I

literally burnt my tongue ..But i really loved it.

And now am ranting and killing time.

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mumbai-pune taxi services.....

2009-08-25T09:15:00.000-07:00

This incident happened with my friends ,when they were returning to pune from mumbai. They were waiting at the mumbai airport for their turn to catch a cab or a taxi to reach pune , the same night .It takes 3.5 to 4 hrs to reach pune from mumbai.The next day was monday and had to reach office anyhow.So they thought it was the best option to head straight to the next taxi they get.While they were planning someone approached them and said sir pune in 1500Rs.??

They were little bit taken aback they reconfirmed pune airport drop at 1500 he said yes sure. Aj was thinking they were lucky today as mumbai to pune in the night that too till the pune airport the fares range betwen 1800 to 2000 and here he was saving straight away 300 rs. But still they enquired why do you want to go for 1500 when others were charging 1800-2000 he said he is a locale from pune and wished to go back home tonight so it would be a good option for both.

They thought it might be possible, Aj was about to enter the cab he asked his taxi number .MH 01 2712 came the reply ..then as they were about to start another person entered the taxi - myfriend enquired would he also be going to pune .The driver said no sir he is my manager has just come for the routine check and the payment collection. The manger enquired about the fares and the destination from the driver ,after chit chatting for sometime the driver left the taxi and said someone else would be taking you to pune from here .All this started smelling fishy...

a)driver gave the deal as he wished to go back to pune tonight .

b)manger coming and confirming the whereabouts

c)when the driver left saying some other person will take your cab and i would be taking some other passenger.

The other driver came and said money sir??

Teejay (another friend) said now he said ya now only the manager would give you the receipt .So he agreed and gave 3 notes of Rs.500 as soon as he gave to the driver in a blink of an eye the driver said ..what sir i asked 1500 you giving me 3 notes of 100 sir??Aj and teejay were shocked Aj said cant be possible .He told him in a loud voice put on the light let me check.He checked in his wallet where he had kept all 500 notes and had no 100 rupee note .he became stern and loud saying Boss dont show all these tantrums to me and let me call the police now here only and acted to call the police ..the driver got nervous the manager told oh you stupid driver you had to give 300 rs to me and not to sir..you are a dumb person.The driver agreed and said oh yes i forgot ya ya you gave me 500 rs only .My friends became furious and demanded the money back.As the driver was already terrified that they might call police returned the money back.They thanked god that both were safe .They might have looted mid way or anything might have happened ,or they could have just refused to go ahead and stopped at some lonely place and ordered them to get out.

Well both of my friends marched ahead and dropped the plan to leave pune that night. teejay enquired another taxi driver to drop them at dadar to his astonishment came the answer : sir why do you want to waste time I would arrange a tavera for 1300 till pune airport,why waste money going to dadar??

he could not believe there was an entire lobby of these taxi drivers who refused to take him to dadar and were forcing him to take a cab and go to pune.

both were pestered till the core , so they decided to walk off the airport till the main road outside and finally got a taxi who agreed to drop them peacefuly to dadar.

...

PS: all of you who frequent from mumbai -pune or those for whom its a first time please make sure you are not a victim of mumbai -pune taxi services ....Just a piece of advice doubly check the amount you give to these fellows .

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Before and after

2009-08-25T00:51:00.000-07:00

Got this mail ...so true

What Kind of a Book are you??

2009-08-24T04:07:00.001-07:00

I got inspired to check out what book am I by Nishita'srants and raves

My First Blogthing Quiz....

You Are Humor

You love to laugh at life, and if possible, get others to laugh along with you.
You believe there's always a humorous side to everything. And your sense of humor ranges from upbeat to very dark.

You are outrageous and very honest. You're often the only one willing to say what everyone else is thinking.
You are witty and verbally talented. You like to play with words and say things in interesting ways.

Try It out ..

What kind of Book are You ???

I never knew i could play with words so well hehhehe :)

55 word fiction...

2009-08-20T21:21:00.000-07:00

Hi All,

This my first 55word fiction ..

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.

Ridiculed ....

She was the loved one , all her demands were fulfilled before she even demanded.

She was the princess of her parents and dear ones.

And now was the ugly unwanted female in his life. He wanted to get rid of .

This was the only one decision she made in her life . She married her love.

Name Tag....

2009-08-20T05:00:00.000-07:00

Thanks shilpa for tagging ,it really was a good time pass ..as i was bored to hell today.
So here is my tag :
Tag Rules:

It’s harder than it looks!(Mind It)। Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours,

and tag your friends। Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions।

They have to be real… nothing made up।

If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun!!

1. What is your name: Navita

2. A four Letter Word: Nuts(I am generally)

3. A boy’s Name: Nitin..

4. A girl’s Name: neha

5. An occupation: Neurologist (would be needing soon

6. A color: Navy Blue

7. Something you wear: Nail Paint

8. A food: Noodles I love Chinese..

9.Something found in the bathroom: Napkins

10.A place: NAGDA
11. A reason for being late: as always Not well (My favourite

12. Something you shout: No way!

13. A movie title: Notting Hill

14. Something you drink: Nescafe coffee।(have it daily to sleep…

15. A musical group: Nirvana

16. An animal: nightingale

17. A Street name: North Main Road in Pune

18. A type of car: Nissan Armada (I wish I had one

19. A song title: Naam ghum jayega

20. A verb: Nuisance

And I would love to Tag : Psychbabbler ,preposterous , Pranksygang ,daydreamer ,shas ,

Mummy Back to Work...Yummy mummy

2009-08-19T03:44:00.000-07:00

Few days back when i was flipping the main edition of the Times i got hooked on to this news

Tata welcomes - All those Mummy 's back .

I really felt it as a good initiative by tata group of companies who have started offering jobs to

those females who left their jobs due to maternity , or for taking care of their children for few

years .

It would be a welcome change for all those mums ,who would be eager to joinback after 2-3

years of no work.

After a break from the job it sometimes is difficlut o get the job you desire.One has to park

herself for the first job and then switch over if any chance come.

The best thing is that TATA group is not only welcoming them back but also are giving them the

same stream as they are eligible for.

Like a software developer would not have to work for other profile she would be joining back on

the same profile .So the chances of ending up for a job of least interest are zeroed.

My CHEERS for TATA 's initiative Hip Hip Hurray ....

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Jhatpat tag!!!

2009-08-13T05:13:00.000-07:00

Tagged by shilpa

Here is my Jhatpat tag

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

“No book "

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can & catch air?

Some waterbottle

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

tarkamehta ka ulta chasma

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

5:45 pm

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

5:47 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

coughing and sneezing of the colleagues hehehehahaa

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, at 9:00 for office .

8. Before you started this Q&As, what did you look at?

The time left as need to rush back home.

9. What are you wearing?

Patiala and kurti

10. When did you last laugh?

Today evening, when all my colleagues wereplaying states and capital.

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters to bring down competition, to kill competition

12. Seen anything weird lately?

Some fashion show…

13. What do you think of this quiz?

Its cool

14. What is the last film you saw?

Notting Hill

15. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?

All the things i yearn for..

16. Tell me something about you that I dunno!

I am a shopaholic..

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Illiteracy

18. Do you like to Dance?

I love to.

19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Way to go for the thinking to be done..

20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call her?

how can i call her ???i need to call him dear...

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?

nopeeeeeeeee

22. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Good that you came ..

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Darna jaroori hein...

2009-08-13T04:38:00.000-07:00

Ya this is really the situation in Pune courtsey SWINE FLU...

Its been bad in Pune the death toll has risen to 12 out of the 18 in country. Everyother

person is wrapped in a mask all through the day. The panic ,the fear to get caught of the

virus and not knowing from whom. But i must say the awareness level in Pune is high as compared to other state.

Small children were the first victim of this deadly virus followedby the doctors and the aged.

Everyone wa glued to the idiot box as every hour there was one or the other person being detected.

There was one day when 2.5 lacks mask were sold.

Vaccines are yet to come in september or december end ,mask are not available at all the

medical shops .The mask which were available for 150 are not being marketed at 300 Rs per mask.

Beggars and small children are distrubuting the unhygenic mask on the roads and people are buying it for they

have no other option. The unsterlized mask are being circulated at every street and corner.

The sweepers are at avery high risk at people are throwing away the used mask and these poor

guys have to hand pick them and burn them..

The only fear is the festivals which are fast approaching and the gathering is huge ..Be it Dahi

handi or Ganpati festival and hence the pace with which virus would spread is also high.

I strongly feel that govt must take some necessary action to curb this atleast close down the

entire working for few days.

We dont know how long this state would continue ,but can just stick to the maximum hygiene possible.

PS: some one just shouted in our office 13th to go in Pune.

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Busy bee..

2009-08-13T04:17:00.000-07:00

Its been long time i hooked to blog, rant or cribbing..yes my goodself was abit busy..

MOM dad had come and i was sooooooooo happy.

Celebrated rakhi and enjoyed a lot,

The entire 1and a half week i had no time to even look at my blogs or give my leisure time for.

I wished atleast to scribble and to load the tags which have been sent by shilpa.

Well now am Back along with the hullabaloo about swine flu..

Philosphy and all that...

2009-07-31T01:45:00.001-07:00

Life was guiding me on a straight road ,

I took a U turn

Dont Know why???

Kindness goes down the river....

2009-07-28T04:58:00.000-07:00

Have you ever helped your colleague or wished to help them ,no dont ever dare to do so.Reason i would tell you:

These days its a sin to help or offer some advice to your colleagues and some so called friends..

I have burnt my fingers and hence please never ever do the same.

Oflate one my colleague was gaining denunciation for some practices (obviously bad) in office.Ok before you reach to any conclusion all malpractices related to sales poaching and stuff .

So my goodself( i dont know why why in the world )thought to help this colleague of mine by advising him not to go ahead with these practises as he would gain a bad rapport.

So the words of wisdom which i shared with my colleague were twisted and turned to his benefit .The entire office thought i was the one bitching around . I felt so bad just a word of advice can have such an adverse effect on your image.Poor Me!!!

I have made it a point to remember not at all in my life would advice atleast a colleague in office for improving his behaviour.

PS: your suggestions and comment are welcome what would you have done in my place.

I know another absolute dumb and childish act.

A to zeee of a fashionista........

2009-07-22T11:08:00.000-07:00

pple ipod a must ..

BURBERRY HANDBAG TO GIVE ab soh lutly PERFECT corporate LOOK..

CHANEL LIPSTICKS ULTRA CLASSY AND FEMININE

DIAMONDS A GIRLS BEST FRIEND..be it a studd or a ring or even a single bracelet or bangle.it can be anything..

Endless discussion over a hot /cold cuppa coffee in Barista /Mocha /CCD with friends .

French manicure

Gucci glares/or prada sports /rayban aviator range are all so in..

Hobbies one must never ever leave them...

Investment-everypenny saved is a penny earned..

Jaipuri munjadi's or kolhapuri chappals for the ethnic salwar kurtas

Khakis /cotton kurtas to team up with denims or simple chudidars

Laptop-a think pad...

Magzine -femina to keep you updated and a must for women..

Never say die attitude...its all in you and your attitude which matters the most.

Osho slippers for the comfort and style

Perfume ck truly feminine..

Quitessential 8 hours sleep you can anytime extend it to 10/12 hrs hehhehe.:)

Reebok/nike /adidas shoes for the health conscious jogger..

Samsonite kit for all the essentials whle travelling.

Tommy hilfigure watche(s)

Urbane in our approach,

Vivacious and upbeat...

Water at least 3-4 liters in a day to keep you glowing..

Xtra space in the closet to fill more stuff..

Yoga/gym whatever your take is game ..or if you are couch potato like me than lets atleast think about it ..

Zoom out for all the things left to be done..

I Miss tooo.......

2009-07-22T10:02:00.000-07:00

Devil's workshop

inspired me to write about this post...It just happened that by chance i visited your blog and found the blog really cool .I loved your I miss

So here are the things which I Miss

1.Home sweet home - am staying far away from my parents.Hardly get to see them

2.Love my balcony and the evenings at home .

3.Love my school days..those fun days with no tension except studies (the worst of that time).

4. most awaited holidays for 2months in summer and then the 1st day in a new class

5. Outings with family and friends

5. celebrating all festivals with my sisters and brothers

6.college days -want to redo some mistakes

7.water clogging in the rainy season..

8.old melodies...

9.some good serials on DD 1

10.My Carefree attitude, my belly laugh,happiness

11.My paintings.......

Last but not the least i miss my parents very very much.....

Love you mom dad.

Irony:- Fuming or Funny

2009-07-22T04:39:00.000-07:00

Uttar Pradesh mein hai dum, kyunki jurm yahan hain kam,

Rants...

2009-07-22T04:08:00.000-07:00

Sitting in a coffee shop

willing to scribble

Every other line i tend to dribble

This way or the other

I tried Kiling time

Trying my luck to get a single good Line..

contentment...

2009-07-18T00:47:00.000-07:00

“Man never has what he wants, because what he wants is everything.”

ramuz....

Today i called home i wanted to talk with my mom reason :-Apraisals.

Its been 4 years since i have been working but its been a ritual to call my parents before my appraisals.

However they are not the one to decide about whatam going to be appraised to ?

Today i calledup Mom was not in the house,so dad picked up

Me: Hi dad ,How are you ?

Dad: am good and loads of love to you.

Dad: so today is your apraisal

Me: ya scheduled for today but lets see might get shifted to monday or tuesday..

Dad: Dont you worry .Its not bad if youdont get a salary hike .

Feel Happy about it that atleast you have a job .Just remeber all those who have liablities on them and have no jobs ,no money .

Be Happy with what you have

I know my daughter would come out with good appraisal.

And we are proud of you..

Me : umhhh Ok dad

Bye

Those words from him worked as wonder for me I was feeling so low before i called up thinking

what next??Where would I be vis a vis my counterparts???

Now i dont care a damn whatever they do in my appraisals..

Words of wisdom...

2009-07-18T00:37:00.000-07:00

Be Nice to Nerds ,chances are you would end up working for One!!!

Job market scenario...

2009-07-17T23:58:00.001-07:00

Recently got this mail from a friend and thought of sharing with you all ...

Going Banana's...

2009-07-15T03:27:00.000-07:00

Ok so all those who like eating banana's and all those Mom's looking for something different for their kids here's something for you .

Take 1and a half tea spoon of ghee in a nonstick pan add two banana sliced.Let it cook for 2 minutes till it turns brown(as u can see in the picture :D ) Now caramalise it by adding sugar2 teaspoons. keep for a minute or so.

Keep the fritters a bit crunchy

Do not melt the entire sugar.

And pour the left over ghee while serving hot in a dish.

Enjoy

yummmm..

Morning Glory....

2009-07-13T04:34:00.000-07:00

Hi all

its 9:45 in the morning and its a different morning alltogether...

Am in office and the first thing i thought of was to take a lil time off and do some scribbling...

Yup so it 's raining from last night .I woke up twice by some sound and was amazed to see heavy

downpour in the night..

I thanked god for the rains...

At 6:50 in the morning the door bell rang and i cursed my maid god why in the world she has to

come so early .Well anyway i got up and saw outside it was still raining so i went in my balcony

with garam garam adrak wali chai wah wah..and to my surprise

the whole balcony was filled with water at least 6inches deep lolssssss.

So the whole dream of a goodmorning went draining and throwing water out of the balcony getting wet in rain...

Wow with a broom in one hand and a tumbler in other my goodselfat "6:50in the morning "

was not so happy by the downpour...

umhhh andnow am worrying what would happen if it rains throught the day coz am in office.

Have just kept my fingers crossed ..please god send rains but not to fill my balcony...

Amen!!!

"GOT TO KNOW ME TAG "

2009-07-11T00:48:00.001-07:00

"GOT TO KNOW ME TAG "

Hi All,
Have received this tag from Shilpa and am supposed to answer these weired sort of questions but lets play it to kep the spirit on!!!!
Here's what you need to do...cut and paste this entire blog (yep...no copyright!) and answer the questions and paste it on your page...at the end name the persons you want to tag and leave a message for the person with your link on his/her guestbook page...

How tall are you barefoot?

5''' feet

2. Have you ever smoked before?

Nope but am becoming a Passive smokeras all my colleagues do!!

3. Do you own a gun?

I dont need one

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?

As per my colleagues am excelling in all the mental disorders..

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?

umhhhhhh i dnt remember after all crushes are to be forgotten!!!

6. What's your favorite silly song?

Hakunamatata pyari pyari hein tu hakunamatata...

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Bournvita - Tan ki shakti man ki shakti

8. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

ohhh i can sleep more it just 7:15

9. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Its a secret..Lolssss

10. Do you own a knife?

Have to else no food...

11. Name the last thing you have bought today.

Books , magzines (yesterday...6:25 pm )

12. Name five drinks you regularly drink.

CAd B, Mochachillo, Iced eskimo,Water, Tea,

13. What time did you wake up today?

7:45 am

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?

Sab kuchsekha hamne naseekhi hoshiyarii

15. What song did you last hear?

Tum ho to gata hein dil...

16. Favorite place to be?

Home with Mom and dad..

17. Least favorite place to be?

AGRA

18. Do you own slippers?

why u want mine kya??.

19. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?

Working might be in Delhi..

20. Do you burn or tan?

Tan...

21. Yellow and blue?

Yellow

22. What songs do you sing in the shower?

None

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Ghosts!

24. What's in your pockets right now?

Nothing.

25. Last thing that made you laugh?

A good blog by reena mathews

26. Best bed sheets you had as a child?

none favourite...

27. Worst injury you've ever had?

tooth trouble...

28. Do you wish on stars?

Yes

29. What were you doing 1 AM last night??

Snoring!!!!!

30. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

Result of these questions
People I am going to Tag will be groaning, coz of yet another tag!
I’d like to know others answers..

Tagged :Prepostereous girl', Missterious ,Khushi, BeforeIsleep

Tangerine shilpa

Whats in a name - identity cisis!!!!

2009-07-10T23:14:00.000-07:00

It happens with me a lot when I call up and introduce myself i get to hear

Ya kavita tell me

Oh namrata go on ..

how can we help you savita

Ms. hamita ,shamita ,lavina,loveena,

and some dear ppl from the east of my country and down south would add an extra h to my GOODSELF.....

GOD I am plain and simple

NAVITA

God atleast favoured me but a friend of mine who's a surd was not so lucky..

We generally have to go on sales call as our job requires so.

This lady visited an x company and was greeted at the reception she said please inform that Ms. harpreet from y organisation has come.

So it was in May that month she visited the same company thrice due to deals closure and stuff.

And as soon as she entered the reception she was told to make herself comfortable and then with a pride the receptionist called up his boss saying

: Sir - Mr. Pritam singh aaye hein...

she was shocked to hear who he was referring to ,and to add to her already red face the remaining crowd went mad laughing..

She got up and said "Excuse me Mr nahin Ms and doosra am not Pritam Singh .

Bechara receptionist...god saved him after that now whenever my friend visit that company the receptionist makes sure to avoid the same mistake...

serious one liners in the meeting!!!!!!!!

2009-07-10T05:02:00.000-07:00

I am talking moments listen just...

Who you afraid ???fear who??

Its march numbers not happening

and Panic ....

Its a sin ( pronounce it as scene) to not do your numbers in March...

Dude 's lets rock (read as . .. Do ads .let rockss...)

PS: These are not a work of fiction ,and are based on real life circumstances....

Marriage...

2009-07-10T02:11:00.000-07:00

Marriages are made in heaven॥
and so are thunder and lightining....
:)

first rain....

2009-07-05T00:52:00.000-07:00

Cloudy Mornings!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First rain........

Rain rain come again...

2009-07-02T05:48:00.000-07:00

Its that time of the year again!!!!

O so green,

leaves and flower with all new sheen

Its trickling,showering,

buzzing new hope

Lap up the world

and enjoy the first Rain!!!!

want to set myself free again.

making paper boats & splashing water

to live my childhood days once again...

Its that time of the year again!!!!

Salary Blues :(

2009-07-02T02:53:00.000-07:00

Bring Back "o" bring back

"o" bring back my salary

to me ..to me

I just had a glance

had no clue where you advanced !!!!

All my needs count

But i discounted all that counts

I tried harder this time around

for you to stay

a bit longer in my account

But all in vain

you had your own lane.

My account looks grim and

reminds me with a sultry grin

Come Back "o" Come back

"o" Come back my salary

to me ..to me

i wish i could fly...

2009-06-24T05:14:00.000-07:00

CONFUSION CONFuSION.........nothingto write ..as blank as a paper...

thoughts are hitting the memory door...

I wish i could fly...

The demented heroes..

2009-06-24T04:52:00.000-07:00

It was the T20 final ,i cheered for srilanka to win, and never ever pakistan .

As have grown up seeing the anger, revenge whenever there was a match b/w india and pakistan.

And so i was all determined to be with srilanka and was cheering for them..But thevictory of pakistan made me ponder over many things:

A team with no sponsors ,

or firstly no team at all, the team was finished last year

With all the controversies within the team ,and the player levied with the charges(doping or

betting ) still the team played with high morale.

When such a team can manage to take the cup -i think its a great lesson for team india to pull up

their socks and work hard.

Craze ...

2009-06-06T00:15:00.000-07:00

Saturday morning ,

I went to office after 2 calls from 9 in the morning ...

I got a message :aamir at Ishanya jaldi aao..

I said u mean "AAmir Khan "the reply came yup AAmir..

I said oh am not intersted but yes you know it "Inside I was willing to have a glance "crazy me i know i know.

I tried slipping from the office but how could I thanks to my colleagues boss.If she cant go nobody is going..

Well i was happy just to hear he still looks sooooooooo young .Damn Neat man ,he was so casually meeting and waving ..

At first my friends confused him for Imran Khan the Jr.chap .

He had lost all the flab of Ghajini and that spike look was back ..

I wish i could go...

Heights Now ...!!!!

2009-05-20T05:02:00.000-07:00

Have not been blogging from 2-3 days coz have been tooooooooooo busy that too by chance lolsssss.Ya have to accept that i had no time even to eat my lunch for the past 1-2 weeks..

And am sitting in my office which is half the employee strength today coz culti culti...culti a synonym to (Absence of Boss ).and a friend of mine helped me apply relispray coz had a spine ache.

What crap am talking :) OK so lets cut the crap and to the point .

As i said before in my earlier blogs that i have become an absent minded idiot these days another feather to the cap came yesterday.

As i was about to leave my office at sevenish in the evening ,i went to my parking and kept searching for the key.

Bulls eye - ya you are right i had forgotten my keys in the car.

And the cherry on the cake was....

i know u would not believe this but ya i did it again ...

The car engine was not even switched off ..

So dear readers here my good self has left the car in the parking with the keys inside and that too without switching off the engine..

All Hell....

The car was parked at around 3:30 in the after noon when i came back for an urgent meeting in the office.

Now at seven inthe evening the scene was :

It was such a good or rather so romantic weather ,then it started drizzling ,accompanied by showers and here i was standing near my car just trying my luck with all sorts of keys i had.

Even my colleagues tried with their keys but no luck..

I just wished the engine doesn't blast

But God is great

Few drivers came to my help they took the quarter window out and then opened the doors and switched the car engine Off.

I was oh so relieved.

Moral of the story : If you foget car keys inside especially swift you can please take the quarter window out ...to have your keys back..yippeeeee

No replacements guarantee...

2009-05-14T21:09:00.000-07:00

Why does this happen with me always?

2009-05-12T05:33:00.000-07:00

These are some of the instances which happened with me .

I dont know why it happens with me only................

Instance 1:

I went for a call,enquired for Mr.X, a shabby looking Man came and asked whats the purpose why do you want to meet ?? I thought he was some office boy and told him go tell your Boss that I (read as XYZ ) have come from abc company.

He said Maam with due regards I am the one you have come to meet ...I was baseless no comments ,I just wished i could vanish from there.

He was smiling in the entire meeting ..

yucks yucks y do i make such mistakes :(

Second One .

I was driving down to Lonavala for a call ,and there was little or no signal .I received a call and some fellow enquired about our services and told me to come down .I took down the address ,and asked for his Contact details .As you know there was a signal problem in my handset i requested thrice for the address ,finally i jotted down something and asked his name ..

I heard "Watchman" ,i said sorry come again

He said "watchman"

I said Whom am i suppose to meet the name of the concerned person

He said : "watchman"

I said cool would come down and meet.

I went in the company and enquired to meet HR .Obviously i could nt say i had come to see a person by the name Watchman.

But how could something wrong not happen with me?

He enquired there are 5 HR whom would you want to meet -Poor Me what to do ???

I said Some Mr."watchman "called up and asked for ameeting.

He said Oh you want to Meet Mr.Watchman

I thought Ohh Thank God so there is someoneby the Name of watchman.

I was directed toward a cabin , i entered and there was this smart chap waiting with his hands folded .

I continued with my meeting he listened very carefully signed up a good deal.

When i was about to leave he said wont you require the card of a Watchman .

I was stunned and he couldnt stop laughing...

I took his card with shaking hands and the name on it was Waszmen. I just said thanks for the meeting and ran out of the cabin...

:( :(

God do you have some problem with me ..

Third One.

I was on a TP (TIME pass ) Call with one of my colleague A..

And as usual we were talking umhhhhh bitching about our colleague X that she comes to office so shabby ,and has a weired dressing sense .

My goodself was blabering all these to my colleague A.

And u remember as i said How on this planet cant i make any mistakes or anything go wrong with me.

Here i was in my thoughts -(am a total absent minded -confused person these days ),blabbering about this female ,dialled the number of my client whom i was supposed to meet at the CCD. Still lost in my own world and bitching about this female forgot that i had dialled my colleagues X number(who i was bitching about ).

To my horror she was listening all my crap.

i couldnot go the office ,now what ??/She sent an SMS babes were you talking about me??? ZAPPED was I then called her up saying how could we ???I was just talking about one of my client who share's the same name X.and called you to sent a mail from ID.

Am alive am Happy !!!

All thanks to my absent mindedness ..

Fourth One.

This happens to be on the same lines as the third one .

I had this really news about my Boss who shows that he is all work and no nonsense business.

He is those sadu types who is quite bossy and has no brains of his b ) he is a Mr showoff kinds

I had to disclose that secret about this saduu to my colleagues ,so insteadof gatheringin office idecided to msg them that once this Sadu Mr. S goes we would meet in the caffeteria and have some news to reveal about him.

Guess what whom did i msged to

Guess

Koi nahin one more time

Guess Guess

ya I msged my BOSS Mr. S - once Mr.S goes would let you know the things in details.

I am dumb ,stupid , absentminded, confused IDIOT.

And every wrongthing on earth have to happen with me only ...

Happy happy!!!

2009-05-11T05:27:00.000-07:00

Am happy coz have got an indirank 50 on indibloggers. am content i would say..

Thanks renie and team...

A novice can now try to improve more...

If you are happy and you know it

and you really want to show it

Clap your Hands...

Happy Mothers day!!!

2009-05-08T23:02:00.000-07:00

Love you ma!!

Wish you a very happy Mothers day..

I thank GOD for giving me my favourite loving,caring, understanding,enduring ,teacher, my mentor, my friend, a shoulder to lean on,my bestestbuddy.

Am short of words to describe your love .

To Mom,

For the unselfish love

For the heartwarming smile

For your presence in my life

For holding my hand

For mywalk first time

For the faith in me

For Being a listener to all mycrap

For being a strict teacher

For all those scolds n beatings

For forgiving me all time

For A helping Hand when I stumble

For all the sacrifice

For all the pains taken

For the special surprises

For being there at 3 in the morning ,so that i can cry my heart out.

For confiding in me

For keeping my smallest things till date

For the praises and encouragement

For the one to cheer loud when i received the Enterpruener Award

For accepting me as i am

For Making me the One

Just to say

Thanks for being My MOM.

I cant follow you everywhere!!!

2009-05-06T22:34:00.000-07:00

Simply Loved It...

Hey its true and all those who visit this blog please

'Avoid using mobile phone while driving...'