Thursday, November 19, 2009

Meetings...

Hi All,
Its been a not so good day after a long time....Have been meeting clients but

nothing good is happening .Well thats how it is sometimes...And top of that we have

a review wih our seniors who are ready to have a piece of your mind...

Sometimes i think actually what meetings are :

Meetings = Get Together not a social but an official one.

Group of people sit together discuss about everything in the world except the main problem at hand.

Even though the problem is discussed then we have points to be done .The key notes which are just to be written and forgotten later.


Meetings = Messaging with each other( meri awaz suno started) + yawning + surfing net + the most imprtant nodding your head .

Sometimes meetings are also a place where you can check out whats new in market (your office)as in whose wearing what ,watches,mobiles, accessories for girls,

The most important aspect of meetings is the moment you ask a suggestion or some query the subordinates or the juniors would look left and right and never at you.

Its the best time where your boss enjoys being him and if you dare to argue (remember boss is ike a pig whom u r fighting with in the mud...)he is the one who enjoys the most...


Sometimes the meetings are too long and that too after lunch breaks so there are chances half the janta is just sleeping with eye wide open..

The last but not the least meetings have to start at the time your office closes for the day it may be 6 or 6:30 or 7 ..and that day ya that very day either you have some one waiting for you , some family member is expected at your place or even worst you have a movie to go for.


Why the hell in this world do we have meetings ???????????????


PS:Tic tc toe is best TP in meetings:)



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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Embarassing ?? me or him

Hi all ,here am again with an embarrasing or a funny or a chopsy or a hilarious situation...
My goodself got a new hair cut this sunday as was bored with the same stylefor past 1 year.
So i got them chopped (never knew i wld be chopped later)

My new look was appreciated by most i would say and so was happy and flaunting.The next day whn i went to the office my colleague (remember our RK..)came and said what ??
I thought might be this was his way of expressing.I was in the midstof the thoughts of Oh my new look kinds.

i heard a beep sound and saw a message staring at me from my colleague.. i clicked view and i read" what happend to her it looks like she is wearing a wig and hiding the ponytail.Pls delete the msg after reading"

I was aghast and was blankly looking at his face. He was sitting quietly checking his mails for the day.Understood the entire scene the message was for other colleague of mine and bymistake he messaged me .

I could nt stop laughing but then thought it would not look good as i am the joke so in a cheerfull tone said "RK u have messaged a wrong person y dnt u msg the other person".He was dumbstuck for a moment ,the water which he was drinking just came out and coughed badly ... I said take a chill pill and its OK. You can now msg it to the other person...To cover up his mistake he said ooohh it was for you only..(as if i am a kid) I said ya i understand..
The entire day my dear colleague was not seen in vicinity and kept hiding lolssss.



PS:RK
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Why does this happen with me always?

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Something Strange Am I an Orthodox or toooooo Optimistic???

Something Strange happened with me ... Till now all of you would be aware that my
life can never go straight..Something or the other has to happen in my life...

Today when I came out of a client call and was tying my seat belt ...was in the midst of my thoughts as to how would i do my targets . A small boy came and tapped at the car window i told him to shoo away...
He said please give me some money for Shirdi Ka atta (flour for shirdi ke sai baba) i thought ok and gave him some money .
To my surprise he gave me a silver coin (looked like) with Ganeshji (Lord Ganesh)and lakshmiji (Goddess lakshmi )embedded on it and said may god bless you and all your troubles may fade...

Actually it was a mixed feeling as in somebody gave you a coin that too people who generally ask for money and was happy as he said may all your troubles fade away ..hahahah was smiling all through my drive..

Dont know what is in store.. Touch Wood











Hakuna matata!!!


Hakuna matata !what a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata !!! Aint no passing craze

Loved the philosphy - no worries for the rest of days ...These days i have been thinking ya my goodself also think sometime life is too short to fight ,hate , cry , crib but we cant avoid them AGREED. Why dont we just try and ignore them -Disappear disappear Disappear.

Why dont we enjoy every moment of it. Lets celebrate the smallest of things ..like a new coffee mug or a cricket/soccer match ...or a new client or a new deal .. or just a new day...
ya i celebrated the 4 th Bday of my swift this nov ...had pastry and kulfi yummmmmmmm

I know you would say how crazy even celebrated shahrukhs Bday..hhha a a big fan (though i dnt do that but thought of doing small things which would spread some happiness around)

if I am sad on a bad day ,I go and have some chocolate pastry or a big cuppa of hot chocolate ...believe me I feel better or go and watch cartoons orsimply the BEST SHOPPING yipeeeeee

I was quite upset with the routine office from morning to evening go back home ,eat food ,watch TV and sleep so boring ,have started going on long walks ..it gives me time to think , analyse and plan for what more i have to do...
I want to learn swimming
Join flames salsa classes
have to start - painting after along span of time...It gives me a feeling of satisfaction and happiness within...


See a lot to do and so little time...
So Hakuna matata!!!!











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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Helpers a pain in disguise....?????

Maids, or helpers are an integral part of every household these days..everyone would agree to the FACT.. :)
You can live without food but not maids. After sometime they becoming a part of your family.
I have 2 maids who make life easier to live.Every now and then we get to hear about theft or murder on TV. I used to think maids in pune were far better than anywhere else . But recently burnt my hands too. I could have never known that small things in my house were being stolen when one day, the bottle of RUM i kept outside went missing. One of my friends favors RUM and only RUM and that was the reason I remembered it being left in the bottle and kept outside.
So here my friends were waiting for their peg and i went searching like MAD .I was shocked to see an empty bottle just below the sink ..who would have done that ??as I never booze and so there was noone else left ... Somehow he managed with VAT that Day!!!

The next day I enquired my maid have you seen the bottle of RUM kept here to my surprise "yes "came the answer.It fell down and i had to clean the entire cabinet said the maid. I was soooooo furious when i heard the white lie ,how come i never noticed the smell or the sound of bottle dropping.

I just kept my calm and then left from the kitchen and continued with my daily work.
When I came over to pray in our small temple i saw money mising from the minidrawer . I have routine to keep some money beneath Ganesh ji.. .I enquired the other maid whether X drinks she said in a low tone dont take my name .ya she does every now and then..
I immediately told the maid to leave ,on listening to that she raised her voice and said how could you do this ,what proof do you have ...

I felt so bad to hear first you steal and then you shout on top of that. Listening her hue and cry my neighbours came and helped me in taking the truth out .
I never treated her as a maid as she was old and helped her everynow and then with food and clothing .it really pains to see such behaviour .

I dnt even know how much i would have lost till now but now i have learnt to be safe than be sorry.




Monday, November 09, 2009

We stop the world!!!

This is really true guys !!! They really really stop the world..Thousands of people hooked on to just cross this and conquer the last...

Your GFs, Bfs, husband, wife, mother ,father all think you have gone bonkers or would go mad........ but the truth is all that does'nt matters .

You feel so excited once you are through one level to the next ...

Yup am talking about Klueless (online puzzel )which I eagerly await after diwali. Its a total addiction.

Sleepless nights, exhaustion , brain storming,frustrations ,the chase, the enthusiasm ,the knowledge downpour.. Its one hell of an experience...

Hats of to the creators and the entire team of klueless.. You guys rock...

If anyone of you want a hang of the adrenalin rush just log into
http://ahvan.in/ahvan/klueless5/




Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Jaago re!!!!!!

This incident happened when I was on my way to gandidham (kandla) from pune. I was travelling by train which was the only means available on the dates i had to go. So here I was sitting alone and listening to the chit chat of all around.

The train was some 1 and a haf hr away from gandidham the TC came and enquired about my ticket i said its already checked ,he simply gestured me to show the same again .I felt quite wiered but TC is a TC they can check the tickets any time ..But the tickets of other people in my compartment were not checked ..
I was a bit confused as to why me ???

After some half an hour later 2-3 men in their 40-50 started shouting and yelling get him down...how can he ???? He is not wearing the uniform also...I couldnt get the hang of the discussion.

When 3 of them came and sat on the seat opposite and discussed .The TC was drunk and that too in the day time (as most of them are drunk in the night which is true).Neiher was he wearing his uniform on top was demanding extra money ,and misbehaving. There was an elderly man whom he misbehaved and abused .3 of them one civil engg and 2 business man came together and made a written complaint against the TC .When asked for the next station number as they wanted the Tc to be medically examined and suspended for his act the counterpart (other Tc's ) refused and said they do not have any number of the stations to come. On this the trio who I think had the courage to speak up got other people along and demanded to be written on the compliant form and signed that the Tcs are not aware of the numbers of other stations on the route.

The trio made it a point to stop the train on the next station and got the Tc medicaly examined...

i dnt know whether the Tc was suspended or not but am happy for the fact that still people have the courage to come up and stand for what is not right??

how many of us would have really came forward if they would have faced such situation ??
cant Say i would have done that or not or had i been a coward to sit up quietly and see what unfolds.






Sunday, November 01, 2009

All play no work....

Hi
am finally back....... :)
had real fun this entire october...

Goa

Diwali

Sisters marriage

now back to work...This month looked like all play and no work..wow.

Goa was fun sun and tan.Loved it though the first two days were boring but still enjoyed a lot at the beach...










Then came diwali
diwali was amazing enjoyed a lot..lots of crackers and shopping and not the least sweets and sweets......




went for sisters marriage had nonstop fun for 3 days .none of us slept more than 2 -4 hrs max. Went mad at the engagement party we all jammed the dance floor till 3 in the morning .it was hell lotta fun from old to new to rock to folk to pop .The wedding day sent jitters as everything had to be managed well and by the grace of god all went well .My sister looked like a doll .may god fill her wedded life with love ,luck nd happiness.

All family members gathered under one roof ,all paternal at one side and maternals at the other and then leg pulling of the new member..
Indian weddings are really a long affair which rejuvinates everyone and brings all the family members close together...

Now the fun is all over back to work...










Monday, October 05, 2009

Am back....



Hello

Its been along time I have scribbled anything ,I was caught up in lots of activities and lot did happen with me.

This was my first durga puja ,so had a lot of fun ,enjoyed a lot.
Believe me hats off to all Bengalis how they manage 4days continuous fun morning and evening that tooo late evenings.

Well truly enjoyed the festival dusshera or bijoya or Vijaya dashmi ..We did visarjan of Durga maa and prayed for everyone’s wellbeing.

This was the first time when I was dancing on roads can you believe that like taporis during the durga visarjan ..Oh it was hell lot a fun.I used to see people dancing and rejoicing on the visarjan day.
Had a lot of sweets, Ice creams, pastries,brownies ...and added kilos to my

increasing waistline hehehahahha

Then was stuck in welcoming family members for a 3day get-together…
And all thanks to the stress which I took these days got an asthma attack and hence spent 3 days sneezing , running nose ,watery eyes, sore throat (aftereffects of the dozen Ice cream I had).
And now I am back to blogging still sneezing and achooing .
Well still more to be done

a)Goa trip
b)diwali cleaning
c)diwali shopping
d)sisters marriage

last but not the least lodes of weight lolssssssss


















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Monday, September 21, 2009

Thanksgiving.........





Oh god how i wished to get a stylish blogger award..when i was looking at the awards list.
And here i have it ..could not believe it .Something good is happening every now and then
A)Blog rank jumped from 52 to 68
B)Shilpa gave me I love your Blog award
C)Nishita ..love you dear for bestowing the Stylish blogger Award.
D)My targets are already done for the Quarter ..heheheh

I am keeping my fingers crossed...
Thanks everyone and Thank you so much god for all the good things happening in my life...
And Now the best part please gimme sometime to nominate my stylish bloggers.









Thursday, September 17, 2009

Cloud NINE ---My first award




Hey I am so so Happy ..and short of words..was in office when i checked my gmail account and here was a mail from shilpa "Surprise for you " I was reaaaaaaaaaalllly wala curious as to wht ??/And when I checked your blog Yes you are right ...was on Cloud Nine .Couldnt help smiling and clapping for myself in office (by now you guys have known me ).To tell you the truth was waiting for my first award Thanks shilpa
from all my heart....




And now i would like to pass this beautifull message and accolade to :
1.Psychbabbler
2.preposterous girl
3.Nu
4.Shankar
5.Devilsworkshop
6.Mukund
7.BeforeIsleep




Rules which are not meant to be broken
Add the logo of the award to your blog
Add thelink to the person who awarded you
Nominate atleast 7 other blogs.
Add links to those blogs on your blogs
Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs.



Congratulations !!!!!!! to all .

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Pen with no refill..

Today when i was a bit tired after my meetings thought of having some melon shake . A small juice corner at the solaris club makes good shakes so barged in . The musk melon shake was amazing then I went for my meetings as usual .Suddenly while calling a client i saw that my stylus was not there ..Oh god i was so so dying to find my stylus because my new cell Samsung star was a present from Bengs and I lost the stylus.
I was cursing my self that I cant keep things carefully,and was praying to god please please help me get my stylus 1 ladoo pakka for you..I searched all the places where I went for the meetings

I was so so unhappy and tensed as to I am not worthy of any gifts..Why did this happen with me only (Ok did I mention that I am a big big absent minded person ..u should check out some posts of mine ).
Finally I gave up and thought last try at the juice corner ..i asked to the son of the owner
Have you seen my Stylus ..ilost somewhere..

He said oh its yours here it is I thought it is a pen with no refill and gave it to me.
I thanked him and said you have really returned a precious thing of mine.You made my Day .

I tried giving him 50 bucks but he refused and said No didi its yours ..
and why should I accept money from you .Its Ok and please come to our juice corner whenever you pass by.

I thanked him a lot and now would make sure that I do visit that place once a while.

I thought there are still some good people left on this earth ,who rank values higher than money.

God please help him when he is in need ..





Wednesday, September 02, 2009

55 word fiction.

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.



The not so obvious truth...


Papa see the train is moving ,the trees are moving behind and so are the clouds, oh its raining now, to this the embarrassed couple sitting in the opposite seat asked why don’t you show this 25 year old man to a good doctor.
The old man replied my son got his eyes today only.












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Monday, August 31, 2009

Weekend Bliss.....

Weekend Bliss....

This weekend had a lot to catch up.
Got up at 11 on saturday ..in the meanwhile maids were doing there daily work..and thanks to bangs for not waking me up.
Had a nice brunch and was off to shopping for my first durga pujo ..
while shopping thought for some casuals shopping for the Goa trip..but then thought first things first..
goa later..
Loved the day as it was going,while returning back back home it started drizlling,thought of having bhajiye and tea at some tapri would be fun...
But to my dismay could nt find one..so dropped the idea.
Watched YMI (yeh mera india) a good and a touching movie..which speaks about what small things we can do to make our country a better place to live in.
It was really sad to see the rift between people from UP ,bihar with maharashtrians. A person from bihar who wants work ends up working for goons not knowingly and in the end saves the life of a maharashtrian who illtreated him for being a bihari.
The moral was good :Religion never teach you to kill each other or differentiate but the people who twist the religion to their benefits.

Then had some bhelpuri ..yummm it was and then the dear couch potato that i am got ready for the next movie "Love aajkal".

what crap deepika has been really liked saif the sardarji ..loved rishi kapoor.ummhhh and we the mango people hehehhe

ok time pass,dozzed off at 2 in the night playing flash.hehehe i was winning ,i won..but lost in the end :(

It was sunday went to watch kaminey ohhhhhhh god what headache the movie is..
came back and sunday was gone....

Monday morning was yawning ...


eagerly waiting for Sunday...














Friday, August 28, 2009

55 Fiction : First valentine...

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.





First valentine.....

He called her to the valentine night .She was on cloud nine , she dreamt of this moment .
She was happy and blushing all the through the day. At the last moment got some work , but still managed somehow to be free. She called him just to listen .. dear so sorry that was just a joke….













Achooo...


Last night we had a party and all thanks to the Fag and the smoke i got this sneezing allergy...
God pls help me.

I had 1 rechofast ,still am achoooing every other second.Was told it is a good medicine ...

Went to a clients place ,ya this way only achooo achooo achooo the client got so

scared as if I am the swine flu who would just get into his respiratory system.

Well my goodself was told to come down for the meeting next time when I was all well.

so came back to office ,had amazing garam garma dal khichdi..It was so hot that I

literally burnt my tongue ..But i really loved it.

And now am ranting and killing time.













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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

mumbai-pune taxi services.....


This incident happened with my friends ,when they were returning to pune from mumbai. They were waiting at the mumbai airport for their turn to catch a cab or a taxi to reach pune , the same night .It takes 3.5 to 4 hrs to reach pune from mumbai.The next day was monday and had to reach office anyhow.So they thought it was the best option to head straight to the next taxi they get.While they were planning someone approached them and said sir pune in 1500Rs.??

They were little bit taken aback they reconfirmed pune airport drop at 1500 he said yes sure. Aj was thinking they were lucky today as mumbai to pune in the night that too till the pune airport the fares range betwen 1800 to 2000 and here he was saving straight away 300 rs. But still they enquired why do you want to go for 1500 when others were charging 1800-2000 he said he is a locale from pune and wished to go back home tonight so it would be a good option for both.

They thought it might be possible, Aj was about to enter the cab he asked his taxi number .MH 01 2712 came the reply ..then as they were about to start another person entered the taxi - myfriend enquired would he also be going to pune .The driver said no sir he is my manager has just come for the routine check and the payment collection. The manger enquired about the fares and the destination from the driver ,after chit chatting for sometime the driver left the taxi and said someone else would be taking you to pune from here .All this started smelling fishy...

a)driver gave the deal as he wished to go back to pune tonight .

b)manger coming and confirming the whereabouts

c)when the driver left saying some other person will take your cab and i would be taking some other passenger.

The other driver came and said money sir??

Teejay (another friend) said now he said ya now only the manager would give you the receipt .So he agreed and gave 3 notes of Rs.500 as soon as he gave to the driver in a blink of an eye the driver said ..what sir i asked 1500 you giving me 3 notes of 100 sir??Aj and teejay were shocked Aj said cant be possible .He told him in a loud voice put on the light let me check.He checked in his wallet where he had kept all 500 notes and had no 100 rupee note .he became stern and loud saying Boss dont show all these tantrums to me and let me call the police now here only and acted to call the police ..the driver got nervous the manager told oh you stupid driver you had to give 300 rs to me and not to sir..you are a dumb person.The driver agreed and said oh yes i forgot ya ya you gave me 500 rs only .My friends became furious and demanded the money back.As the driver was already terrified that they might call police returned the money back.They thanked god that both were safe .They might have looted mid way or anything might have happened ,or they could have just refused to go ahead and stopped at some lonely place and ordered them to get out.

Well both of my friends marched ahead and dropped the plan to leave pune that night. teejay enquired another taxi driver to drop them at dadar to his astonishment came the answer : sir why do you want to waste time I would arrange a tavera for 1300 till pune airport,why waste money going to dadar??

he could not believe there was an entire lobby of these taxi drivers who refused to take him to dadar and were forcing him to take a cab and go to pune.

both were pestered till the core , so they decided to walk off the airport till the main road outside and finally got a taxi who agreed to drop them peacefuly to dadar.

...


PS: all of you who frequent from mumbai -pune or those for whom its a first time please make sure you are not a victim of mumbai -pune taxi services ....Just a piece of advice doubly check the amount you give to these fellows .



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Before and after

Got this mail ...so true


Monday, August 24, 2009

What Kind of a Book are you??



I got inspired to check out what book am I by Nishita'srants and raves






My First Blogthing Quiz....


You Are Humor
You love to laugh at life, and if possible, get others to laugh along with you.
You believe there's always a humorous side to everything. And your sense of humor ranges from upbeat to very dark.

You are outrageous and very honest. You're often the only one willing to say what everyone else is thinking.
You are witty and verbally talented. You like to play with words and say things in interesting ways.


Try It out ..





I never knew i could play with words so well hehhehe :)



Thursday, August 20, 2009

55 word fiction...


Hi All,
This my first 55word fiction ..

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.

Ridiculed ....

She was the loved one , all her demands were fulfilled before she even demanded.

She was the princess of her parents and dear ones.

And now was the ugly unwanted female in his life. He wanted to get rid of .

This was the only one decision she made in her life . She married her love.




Name Tag....

Thanks shilpa for tagging ,it really was a good time pass ..as i was bored to hell today.
So here is my tag :
Tag Rules:

It’s harder than it looks!(Mind It) Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours,

and tag your friends Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions

They have to be real… nothing made up

If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun!!

1. What is your name: Navita

2. A four Letter Word: Nuts(I am generally)

3. A boy’s Name: Nitin..

4. A girl’s Name: neha

5. An occupation: Neurologist (would be needing soon

6. A color: Navy Blue

7. Something you wear: Nail Paint

8. A food: Noodles I love Chinese..

9.Something found in the bathroom: Napkins

10.A place: NAGDA
11. A reason for being late: as always Not well (My favourite

12. Something you shout: No way!

13. A movie title: Notting Hill

14. Something you drink: Nescafe coffee(have it daily to sleep…

15. A musical group: Nirvana

16. An animal: nightingale

17. A Street name: North Main Road in Pune

18. A type of car: Nissan Armada (I wish I had one

19. A song title: Naam ghum jayega

20. A verb: Nuisance

And I would love to Tag : Psychbabbler ,preposterous , Pranksygang ,daydreamer ,shas ,


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Mummy Back to Work...Yummy mummy













Few days back when i was flipping the main edition of the Times i got hooked on to this news

Tata welcomes - All those Mummy 's back .

I really felt it as a good initiative by tata group of companies who have started offering jobs to

those females who left their jobs due to maternity , or for taking care of their children for few

years .

It would be a welcome change for all those mums ,who would be eager to joinback after 2-3

years of no work.

After a break from the job it sometimes is difficlut o get the job you desire.One has to park

herself for the first job and then switch over if any chance come.

The best thing is that TATA group is not only welcoming them back but also are giving them the

same stream as they are eligible for.

Like a software developer would not have to work for other profile she would be joining back on

the same profile .So the chances of ending up for a job of least interest are zeroed.

My CHEERS for TATA 's initiative Hip Hip Hurray ....




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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Jhatpat tag!!!


Tagged by shilpa
Here is my Jhatpat tag


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

“No book "

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can & catch air?

Some waterbottle


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

tarkamehta ka ulta chasma


4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

5:45 pm


5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

5:47 pm


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

coughing and sneezing of the colleagues hehehehahaa


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, at 9:00 for office .


8. Before you started this Q&As, what did you look at?

The time left as need to rush back home.


9. What are you wearing?

Patiala and kurti


10. When did you last laugh?

Today evening, when all my colleagues wereplaying states and capital.


11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters to bring down competition, to kill competition


12. Seen anything weird lately?

Some fashion show…


13. What do you think of this quiz?

Its cool


14. What is the last film you saw?

Notting Hill


15. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?


All the things i yearn for..



16. Tell me something about you that I dunno!


I am a shopaholic..


17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Illiteracy


18. Do you like to Dance?

I love to.


19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Way to go for the thinking to be done..


20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call her?

how can i call her ???i need to call him dear...


21. Would you ever consider living abroad?

nopeeeeeeeee


22. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Good that you came ..





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