Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Heights Now ...!!!!


Have not been blogging from 2-3 days coz have been tooooooooooo busy that too by chance lolsssss.Ya have to accept that i had no time even to eat my lunch for the past 1-2 weeks..
And am sitting in my office  which  is  half the employee strength  today coz  culti culti...culti  a synonym to (Absence of Boss ).and a friend of  mine helped me apply relispray coz had a spine ache.
What  crap  am talking  :)  OK so lets cut the crap and to the point .
As i said before in my earlier blogs that i have become an absent minded idiot these days another feather to the cap  came yesterday.

As i was about to leave my office at sevenish in the evening ,i went to my parking and kept searching for the key.
Bulls eye - ya you are right i had forgotten my keys in the car.
And the cherry on the cake was....

i know u would not believe this but ya i did it again ...

The car engine was not even switched off ..
So dear readers here my good self  has left the  car in the parking with the keys inside and that too without switching off the engine..
All Hell....
The car was parked at around 3:30 in the after noon when i came back for an urgent  meeting in the office.

Now at seven inthe evening the scene was :
It was such a good or rather so romantic weather ,then it started drizzling ,accompanied by showers and here i was standing near my car just trying my luck with all sorts of keys i had.
Even my colleagues tried with their keys but no luck..
I just wished  the engine doesn't blast 
But God is great 
Few drivers came to my help they took the quarter window out and then opened the doors and switched the car engine Off.
I was oh so relieved.

Moral of the story : If you  foget car keys inside especially swift you can please take the quarter window out have your keys back..yippeeeee

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Why does this happen with me always?

These are some of the instances which happened with me .
I dont know why it happens with me only................

Instance 1:
I went for a call,enquired for Mr.X, a shabby looking Man came and asked whats the purpose why do you want to meet ?? I thought he was some office boy and told him go tell your Boss that  I (read as XYZ ) have come from abc company.
He said  Maam with due regards  I am the one you have come to meet ...I was baseless  no comments ,I just wished i could vanish from there.
He was smiling in the entire meeting ..
yucks yucks y do i make such mistakes   :(

Second One .

I was driving down to Lonavala  for a call ,and there was little or no signal .I received a call and some fellow enquired about our services and told me to come down .I  took down the address ,and asked for his Contact details .As you know there was a signal problem in my handset i requested thrice for the address ,finally i jotted down something and asked his name ..
I heard "Watchman" ,i said sorry come again 
He said "watchman"
I said Whom am i suppose to meet the name of the concerned person 
He said : "watchman"
I said cool would come down and meet.
I went in the company and enquired to meet HR .Obviously i could nt say i had come to see a person by the name Watchman.
But how could something wrong not happen with me?
He enquired there are 5 HR whom would you want to meet -Poor Me what to do ???
I said Some Mr."watchman "called up and asked for ameeting.
He said Oh you want to Meet Mr.Watchman 
I thought Ohh Thank God  so there is someoneby the Name of watchman.
I was directed toward a cabin ,  i entered and there was this smart chap waiting with his hands folded .
I continued with my meeting he listened very carefully signed up a good deal.
When i was about to leave he said wont you require the card of a Watchman .
I was stunned and he couldnt stop laughing...
I took his card with shaking hands and the name on it was Waszmen. I just said thanks for the meeting and ran out of the cabin...

:( :(
God do you have some problem with me ..

Third One.

I was on a TP (TIME pass ) Call with one of my colleague  A..
And as usual we were talking umhhhhh bitching about our colleague X that she comes to office so shabby ,and has a weired dressing sense .
My goodself was blabering all these to my colleague A.
And u remember as i said How on this planet cant i make any mistakes or anything go wrong with me.
Here i was in my thoughts -(am a total absent minded -confused person these days ),blabbering about this female ,dialled the  number of my client whom i was supposed to meet at the CCD. Still lost in my own world and bitching about this female forgot that i had dialled my colleagues X number(who i was bitching about ).
To  my horror she was listening all my crap.

i couldnot go the office ,now what ??/She sent an SMS babes were you talking about me??? ZAPPED was I then called her up saying how could we ???I was just talking about one of my client who share's the same name X.and called you to sent a mail from ID.
Am alive am Happy !!!

All thanks to my absent mindedness .. 

Fourth One.

This happens to be on the same lines as the third one  .
I had this really news about my Boss who shows that he is all work and  no nonsense business.
He is those sadu types who is quite bossy and has no brains of his  b ) he is a Mr showoff kinds 
   I had to disclose that secret about this saduu to my colleagues ,so insteadof gatheringin office idecided to msg them that once this Sadu Mr. S   goes we would meet in the caffeteria and have some news to reveal about him.
Guess what whom did i msged to 


Koi nahin one more time
Guess Guess 

ya I msged  my BOSS Mr. S  - once  Mr.S goes would let you know the things in details.

I am dumb ,stupid , absentminded, confused IDIOT.
And every wrongthing on earth have to happen with me only ...

Monday, May 11, 2009

Happy happy!!!

Am happy coz have got an indirank 50  on indibloggers. am content i would say..
Thanks renie and team...
A novice can now try to improve more...

If you are happy and you know it 
and you really want to show it 
Clap your Hands...

Friday, May 08, 2009

Happy Mothers day!!!

Love you ma!!
Wish you a very happy Mothers day..
I thank GOD for giving me my favourite loving,caring, understanding,enduring ,teacher, my mentor, my friend, a shoulder to lean on,my bestestbuddy.
Am short of words to describe your love .

To Mom,
For the unselfish love
For the heartwarming smile
For your presence in my life
For holding my hand 
For mywalk first time
For the faith in me
For Being a listener to all mycrap
For being a strict teacher 
For all those scolds n beatings 
For forgiving me all time
For A helping Hand when I stumble
For all the sacrifice
For all the pains taken
For the special surprises
For being there at 3 in the morning ,so that i can cry my heart out.
For confiding in me
For keeping my smallest things till date
For the praises and encouragement
For the one to cheer loud when i received the Enterpruener Award
For accepting me as i am
For Making me the One
Just to say
Thanks for being My MOM.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

I cant follow you everywhere!!!

Simply Loved It...

Hey its true and all those who visit this blog please 


Impulse Revisited..

It was a usual day ,went to Barista was getting very bored.. some chocolate chocolate urge was  brewing up.So looked at the menu and finally landed up having 
a)Large  chocolate shake 
b)Dark tempatation -it was sin  just nothing else..a choclate brownie with chocolate sauce and one big scoop of Ice cream.. 
And too top it I was so greedy to have it dropped it all over my caudoroy.Its OK at times to behave childish...It was amazing
Then our favourite TP -chit chatting  about everyhting in the world -specially office,home, husbands,boyfriends,jobscenario being the hottest topic,shopping ..
One funny incident took place ,the glass pane where we were sitting was crystal clear ,you guessed it right a Dude just came and bumped into the glass pane,and the second moment -Oh am so Cool -Nothing Happened.He just did a Uturn and we just could nt stop laughing.
 I went to  crossword coz i needed femina's new edition ,but ended up buying 3 books 
1)Speechless by Yvonne collins
2)The Long silence-Shashi deshpande
3)Oh shit not again -

Sometimes i think it would be a bliss to  spend an entire day at crossword,oxford,landmark .
I was all content with my impulsive shopping again as usual.So in total i have 10 books still to be read...

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Quest is over!!!

Finally i could upload my template desk mess ..
That Day i tried and tried but all in vain . At the coffee break - i saw my colleague doing this. He  simply downloaded the content and saved it . Used the Open with Link -Notepad .Cut and Paste to the Xml editor ..Voila i was done .