Friday, July 31, 2009

Philosphy and all that...


Life was guiding me on a straight road ,

I took a U turn

Dont Know why???


Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Kindness goes down the river....










Have you ever helped your colleague or wished to help them ,no dont ever dare to do so.Reason i would tell you:
These days its a sin to help or offer some advice to your colleagues and some so called friends..
I have burnt my fingers and hence please never ever do the same.

Oflate one my colleague was gaining denunciation for some practices (obviously bad) in office.Ok before you reach to any conclusion all malpractices related to sales poaching and stuff .
So my goodself( i dont know why why in the world )thought to help this colleague of mine by advising him not to go ahead with these practises as he would gain a bad rapport.
So the words of wisdom which i shared with my colleague were twisted and turned to his benefit .The entire office thought i was the one bitching around . I felt so bad just a word of advice can have such an adverse effect on your image.Poor Me!!!
I have made it a point to remember not at all in my life would advice atleast a colleague in office for improving his behaviour.

PS: your suggestions and comment are welcome what would you have done in my place.

I know another absolute dumb and childish act.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A to zeee of a fashionista........







pple ipod a must ..

BURBERRY HANDBAG TO GIVE ab soh lutly PERFECT corporate LOOK..
CHANEL LIPSTICKS ULTRA CLASSY AND FEMININE

DIAMONDS A GIRLS BEST FRIEND..be it a studd or a ring or even a single bracelet or bangle.it can be anything..
Endless discussion over a hot /cold cuppa coffee in Barista /Mocha /CCD with friends .
French manicure
Gucci glares/or prada sports /rayban aviator range are all so in..
Hobbies one must never ever leave them...
Investment-everypenny saved is a penny earned..
Jaipuri munjadi's or kolhapuri chappals for the ethnic salwar kurtas
Khakis /cotton kurtas to team up with denims or simple chudidars
Laptop-a think pad...
Magzine -femina to keep you updated and a must for women..
Never say die attitude...its all in you and your attitude which matters the most.
Osho slippers for the comfort and style
Perfume ck truly feminine..
Quitessential 8 hours sleep you can anytime extend it to 10/12 hrs hehhehe.:)

Reebok/nike /adidas shoes for the health conscious jogger..
Samsonite kit for all the essentials whle travelling.
Tommy hilfigure watche(s)
Urbane in our approach,
Vivacious and upbeat...
Water at least 3-4 liters in a day to keep you glowing..
Xtra space in the closet to fill more stuff..
Yoga/gym whatever your take is game ..or if you are couch potato like me than lets atleast think about it ..
Zoom out for all the things left to be done..


I Miss tooo.......



 inspired  me  to write about this post...It just happened that by chance i visited your blog and found  the blog really cool .I loved your I miss

So here are the things which I Miss

1.Home sweet home - am staying far away from my parents.Hardly get to see them

2.Love my balcony and the evenings at home .

3.Love my school days..those fun days with no tension except studies (the worst of that time).

4. most awaited holidays for 2months in summer and then the 1st day in a new class

5. Outings with family and friends

5. celebrating all festivals with my sisters and brothers

6.college days -want to redo some mistakes

7.water clogging in the rainy season..

8.old melodies...

9.some good serials on DD 1 

10.My Carefree attitude, my belly laugh,happiness

11.My paintings.......


Last but not the least i miss my parents very very much.....

Love you mom dad.


Irony:- Fuming or Funny







Uttar Pradesh mein hai dum, kyunki jurm yahan hain kam,



Rants...






Sitting in a coffee shop
willing to scribble
Every other line i tend to dribble

This way or the other
I tried Kiling time
Trying my luck to get a single good Line..

Saturday, July 18, 2009

contentment...



ramuz....

Today i called home i wanted to talk with my mom reason :-Apraisals.

Its been 4 years since i have been working but its been a ritual to call my parents before my appraisals.

However they are not the one to decide about whatam going to be appraised to ?

Today i calledup Mom was not in the house,so dad picked up

Me: Hi dad ,How are you ?
Dad: am good and loads of love to you.

Dad: so today is your apraisal

Me: ya scheduled for today but lets see might get shifted to monday or tuesday..

Dad: Dont you worry .Its not bad if youdont get a salary hike .
Feel Happy about it that atleast you have a job .Just remeber all those who have liablities on them and have no jobs ,no money .
Be Happy with what you have
I know my daughter would come out with good appraisal.
And we are proud of you..
Me : umhhh Ok dad
Bye

Those words from him worked as wonder for me I was feeling so low before i called up thinking

what next??Where would I be vis a vis my counterparts???

Now i dont care a damn whatever they do in my appraisals..

Words of wisdom...















Be Nice to Nerds ,chances are you would end up working for One!!!





Friday, July 17, 2009

Job market scenario...















Recently got this mail from a friend and thought of sharing with you all ...



Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Going Banana's...




Ok so all those who like eating banana's and all those Mom's looking for something different for their kids here's something for you .
Take 1and a half tea spoon of ghee in a nonstick pan add two banana sliced.Let it cook for 2 minutes till it turns brown(as u can see in the picture :D ) Now caramalise it by adding sugar2 teaspoons. keep for a minute or so.
Keep the fritters a bit crunchy
Do not melt the entire sugar.
And pour the left over ghee while serving hot in a dish.
Enjoy
yummmm..













Monday, July 13, 2009

Morning Glory....


Hi all

its 9:45 in the morning and its a different morning alltogether...

Am in office and the first thing i thought of was to take a lil time off and do some scribbling...

Yup so it 's raining from last night .I woke up twice by some sound and was amazed to see heavy

downpour in the night..

I thanked god for the rains...

At 6:50 in the morning the door bell rang and i cursed my maid god why in the world she has to

come so early .Well anyway i got up and saw outside it was still raining so i went in my balcony

with garam garam adrak wali chai wah wah..and to my surprise

the whole balcony was filled with water at least 6inches deep lolssssss.

So the whole dream of a goodmorning went draining and throwing water out of the balcony getting wet in rain...

Wow with a broom in one hand and a tumbler in other my goodselfat "6:50in the morning "

was not so happy by the downpour...

umhhh andnow am worrying what would happen if it rains throught the day coz am in office.

Have just kept my fingers crossed ..please god send rains but not to fill my balcony...

Amen!!!


Saturday, July 11, 2009

"GOT TO KNOW ME TAG "

"GOT TO KNOW ME TAG "


Hi All,
Have received this tag from Shilpa and am supposed to answer these weired sort of questions but lets play it to kep the spirit on!!!!
Here's what you need to do...cut and paste this entire blog (yep...no copyright!) and answer the questions and paste it on your page...at the end name the persons you want to tag and leave a message for the person with your link on his/her guestbook page...




How tall are you barefoot?

5''' feet

2. Have you ever smoked before?

Nope but am becoming a Passive smokeras all my colleagues do!!

3. Do you own a gun?

I dont need one

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?

As per my colleagues am excelling in all the mental disorders..

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?

umhhhhhh i dnt remember after all crushes are to be forgotten!!!

6. What's your favorite silly song?

Hakunamatata pyari pyari hein tu hakunamatata...

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Bournvita - Tan ki shakti man ki shakti

8. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

ohhh i can sleep more it just 7:15

9. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Its a secret..Lolssss

10. Do you own a knife?

Have to else no food...

11. Name the last thing you have bought today.

Books , magzines (yesterday...6:25 pm )

12. Name five drinks you regularly drink.

CAd B, Mochachillo, Iced eskimo,Water, Tea,

13. What time did you wake up today?

7:45 am

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?

Sab kuchsekha hamne naseekhi hoshiyarii

15. What song did you last hear?

Tum ho to gata hein dil...

16. Favorite place to be?

Home with Mom and dad..

17. Least favorite place to be?

AGRA

18. Do you own slippers?

why u want mine kya??.

19. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?

Working might be in Delhi..

20. Do you burn or tan?

Tan...

21. Yellow and blue?

Yellow

22. What songs do you sing in the shower?

None

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Ghosts!

24. What's in your pockets right now?

Nothing.

25. Last thing that made you laugh?

A good blog by reena mathews

26. Best bed sheets you had as a child?

none favourite...

27. Worst injury you've ever had?

tooth trouble...

28. Do you wish on stars?

Yes

29. What were you doing 1 AM last night??

Snoring!!!!!

30. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

  • Result of these questions
  • People I am going to Tag will be groaning, coz of yet another tag!
  • I’d like to know others answers..



Tagged :Prepostereous girl', Missterious ,Khushi, BeforeIsleep

Tangerine shilpa























Friday, July 10, 2009

Whats in a name - identity cisis!!!!


It happens with me a lot when I call up and introduce myself i get to hear

Ya kavita tell me
Oh namrata go on ..
how can we help you savita
Ms. hamita ,shamita ,lavina,loveena,
and some dear ppl from the east of my country and down south would add an extra h to my GOODSELF.....
GOD I am plain and simple
NAVITA

God atleast favoured me but a friend of mine who's a surd was not so lucky..

We generally have to go on sales call as our job requires so.

This lady visited an x company and was greeted at the reception she said please inform that Ms. harpreet from y organisation has come.

So it was in May that month she visited the same company thrice due to deals closure and stuff.
And as soon as she entered the reception she was told to make herself comfortable and then with a pride the receptionist called up his boss saying

: Sir - Mr. Pritam singh aaye hein...

she was shocked to hear who he was referring to ,and to add to her already red face the remaining crowd went mad laughing..
She got up and said "Excuse me Mr nahin Ms and doosra am not Pritam Singh .

Bechara receptionist...god saved him after that now whenever my friend visit that company the receptionist makes sure to avoid the same mistake...





serious one liners in the meeting!!!!!!!!

I am talking moments listen just...
Who you afraid ???fear who??

Its march numbers not happening
and Panic ....

Its a sin ( pronounce it as scene) to not do your numbers in March...

Dude 's lets rock (read as . .. Do ads .let rockss...)



PS: These are not a work of fiction ,and are based on real life circumstances....


Marriage...

Marriages are made in heaven॥
and so are thunder and lightining....
:)


Sunday, July 05, 2009

first rain....


Cloudy Mornings!!!!!!!!!!!!!






First rain........


















Thursday, July 02, 2009

Rain rain come again...


Its that time of the year again!!!!

O so green,
leaves and flower with all new sheen

Its trickling,showering,
buzzing new hope

Lap up the world
and enjoy the first Rain!!!!
want to set myself free again.

making paper boats & splashing water
to live my childhood days once again...

Its that time of the year again!!!!








Salary Blues :(


Bring Back "o" bring back
"o" bring back my salary
to me ..to me

I just had a glance
had no clue where you advanced !!!!

All my needs count
But i discounted all that counts

I tried harder this time around
for you to stay
a bit longer in my account
But all in vain
you had your own lane.

My account looks grim and
reminds me with a sultry grin

Come Back "o" Come back
"o" Come back my salary
to me ..to me